Ireland are terrified of Bird flu so they have decided to bomb the Canary Islands!
2006-10-19 01:29:25 · 14 answers · asked by Woody 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
omg thts so funi i love ur jokes please tell another he he he he x
2006-10-19 03:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by x millie x 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Erm.....sorry but I thought jokes were meant to be funny? Like this one
Two welsh farmers are moving their flock of sheep by plane to a new grazing area. Suddenly without warning the plane gets into difficulty and nothing the welsh farmers do can get it working.
'Its no good we're gonna have to get the parachutes and jump!' says the first farmer 'Okay but what about the sheep?' says the second farmer.
'For God's sake f*** the sheep!' shouts the first farmer
The second looks puzzled and says 'Do you think we'll have enough time?'
2006-10-19 02:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by cheekimadam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5out of 10
2006-10-19 01:39:47 · answer #3 · answered by garry_sangster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good old Irish
2006-10-19 01:32:39 · answer #4 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1
2006-10-19 01:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by wwe_champion_adam_copeland 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sic joke ;
don't,,, give UP THE DAY JOB !!!
LOL ... slight titter..
. poor little canaries ,get blamed for everything !
(Just when they thought ,*************it was safe.....***********..
to come up, out of the mines too!!! )
SOB
>^,,^<
2006-10-19 01:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the punch line
2006-10-19 01:38:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-19 01:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you insinuating that the Irish are thick?????
Surely not!
2006-10-19 01:38:11 · answer #9 · answered by audrey_o 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
also afraid of Orks with big hairy knees, so they decided to ..........
2006-10-19 01:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by musicman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋