Where can I get one of those brown babies all the celebs are getting, I tire of my miniture dog?

Answer 1

i have a friend of a friend who has a friend who can get you one im sure a little swap for those lepard pants might do the trick?

Answer 2

If you have lots of money then buy one on ebay, otherwise swap the miniture dog for one, make sure you get a receipt as you may want to return it when you they are out of fashion in six months... ;)

Answer 3

If you can't afford a real brown baby then its cheaper to make a white one yourself and get it spray tanned. All you need to do then is think of a remote country and tell everyone it came from there.

Being sensible for a moment: Why did Maddona not just give all the money she has spent on getting this baby over here on helping the dad look after it in his own country or give it the the orphanage and help a load of kids instead of using it as a publisity stunt.

Answer 4

I know a lap dog is sooooo last year. Adopting an underprivileged child will so put you back in the vanguard of fashion but make sure its not from the same ethnic background as you otherwise tooo passe, darlink!!!!!

Answer 5

If you are white go out and get a black person of the opposite sex and do lots and lots of shagging and in 9 months,or there abouts, out will pop a little brown baby, Voila . Easy

Answer 6

I'll swap you my brown baby for your miniture dog if you want?

Answer 7

You can pick one up at your local supermarket in the 'assesories' isle. Why not shop on line at world wide wed dot no need for handbags and shoes dot com

Answer 8

Mexico, The peso isnt very strong right now, so I know you could afford it on your income.
In fact you might even be able to trade in your Chevrolet for one.

Answer 9

Most council estates or down the social. Just flash a bit of "bling"
and I reckon you would have one quicker than you can say "give me a council flat, innit"

Answer 10

500 notes mates meet you under arches at 9 pm