2006-10-18 23:19:29 · 37 answers · asked by alan m 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
everyone knows you would use a 4 iron.
2006-10-18 23:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by steve b 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-04 22:07:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Putting foreign objects in the rectum is a common problem. Please remember you have two sphincters -- internal and external. It is possible that you have passed the external sphincter. Try some KY and bear down as if you were trying to have a bowel movement. If that does not work do not wait too long -- you may require aggressive intervention. I.E. -- you need to seek medical attention. A hard surface such as a golf ball firmly pressed against the soft mucosa of the rectum can cause damage -- painful damage. In the emergency they may give you a little Valium to relieve some of the spasm you may be having in the rectal area -- partially because of the object -- and partially because your scared and can't dislodge the object. Worse case scenario you may require surgical intervention. If you can't remove it -- SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION-- ER's are quite familiar with these situations. It's embarrassing -- but just think when the hell else are you going to see this people?
2006-10-19 02:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by LOVE-LI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say that the best way is to push it in deeper. . . Use a broom or something. . . I'm no doctor but at some stage the walls of you rectum should widen out or something? Just keep pushing it all the way up until it reaches your . . . we'll . . . I dont really know . . . I would however advise you to use some vaseline, or good lubrication . . . and if you start getting anal bleeding, stop pushing . . . and start praying
2006-10-19 02:53:29 · answer #4 · answered by the_real_yoda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It only feels like a golf ball, but it is more likely to be piles. Go to the chemist and buy special cream that will shrink them.
And stop straining golf should be leisurely pastime!
2006-10-18 23:25:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd see a doctor really fast so there are no complications caused by the foreign object in your anus. Good luck!!
Chow!!
2006-10-19 04:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by No one 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-24 13:57:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did it get there in the first place?I have always known golf ball as to golf holes, soccer as to soccer nets, basketballs as to basket and so on.but when did your anus become a golf hole
2006-10-18 23:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bend over as far as possible, putting your head down between your knees, then cough. Just for caution - aim away from the window.
2006-10-19 02:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson they have been known to perform miracles.
2006-10-19 01:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a sand wedge would be best for getting it out of your rough area or even a butter oops sorry a putter !
2006-10-18 23:59:11 · answer #11 · answered by naturist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋