2006-10-18 22:33:44 · 19 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
"Ooh," said God, "what does /this/ button do?"
2006-10-18 22:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the one about god putting the dinosaur fossils into the Cretaceous beds to test the faith of future humans!
Or how about a planning meeting scene, deciding on the right mate for Adam (Remember, the creation of Eve was a last minute afterthought - read Genesis carefully!) The original idea was that Adam should pick a mate from the existing creatures!
Or some scene-setting episodes showing the growing tension between God and Lucifer, when Lou was an angel of light. Explore the mystery of what exactly God did to prompt a rebellion by one quater of all the angels!
You could make a whole soap out of it, couldn't you?
2006-10-19 05:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but Isaac Asimov has already done it in a short story about how to reverse entropy. It's pretty good, too!
I guess you could make a case that the Torah is a prequel to the Bible as well ...
Still, best of luck! How about something like "So anyway, we all sat around being really bored cos there was pretty much nothing to do, and then In The Beginning ..."
2006-10-19 05:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by johninmelb 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A prequel to the Bible should be a pop-up book that is completely black from which a Bible pops out on a spring when you open it.
2006-10-19 05:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by karlrogers2001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Personally, nope.............but why a prequel to the Bible, specifically? Why not broaden your outlook and make it a prequel of all religious texts? After all the Bible is only one variation on a theme .
2006-10-22 13:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Before the beginning was the dictionarry and the dictionarry created a Word. The first word was Dog and instead of creating a universe and stuff, Dog just ran around chasing its tail, went to sleep and farted alot. So the dictionarry had the bright idea of changing the word around the other way, that was much better!"
2006-10-19 05:44:56 · answer #6 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
" a prequel to The Bible"
LOL and what would that consist of, the origin of God?
2006-10-19 05:41:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a great idea! lol!
i don't know how much this wil help, but i saw it on a t-shirt and i think it's funny: At the beginning there was the Word. And the word was Chocolate. And it was good.
2006-10-19 07:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about the truth. The way the world and everything really began. The scientific view (the real view)
2006-10-19 05:48:18 · answer #9 · answered by hardupmatt 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Unless you want a bolt of lightning to come shooting down & strike your *** a glancing blow, I'd leave history well alone. Besides, there's other ways of making a PROPHET!!! (Well, that's me for the bolt of lightning, too!!!).
2006-10-22 08:38:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
genesis start's with "god created heaven and earth" so before there was not much to write about.......unless your gonna finally show the creationist that the big bang theory is what really happened.....
2006-10-19 05:38:47 · answer #11 · answered by Steve 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋