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I was in a hospital waiting room, and there was a dear old lady sat in the corner. When my bf held my hand, she turned to another lady beside her and said

"Aaaw, isn't that sweet? I remember what love was like at that age"

She went on to tell the other lady (and the rest of the waiting room) about how when she was younger, she had to kiss her lover through the bars of her window, as she wasn't allowed to be with him until they were married.

She carried on by telling a story about a friend of hers who once did a lot more than kiss though the window bars...

It was very amusing, and quite interesting historically too - lol! I was almost disappointed when they called out my name - I wanted to hear how they actually managed a relationship through bars???

;-)

2006-10-18 21:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0 0

When i was working at a dairy queen i heard these two Paris Hilton wannabes talking about masturbation and one said she once master bated with mascara

2006-10-18 21:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

These 2 women were talking one day at the grocery
store in the fruit section, and one was talking about
how sweet her husband was and one was talking
about how sweet her boyfriend was. It got really
funny when they found them to be one and the
same man!

2006-10-18 22:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my son with my husband at the mall. i've listened to them for an hour since my husband didn't known that his cell makes a call to me. the cell was in his pocket.

2006-10-18 21:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by **** if i know 7 · 0 0

One girl saying to another " See, I told you long relationships didn't last.
(get it?)

Two guys getting in a bus :" I can´t believe you stole my pot.
Further on : " I can´t Fu"kn believe you stole my pot.
They reached their stop : You Fu"kn thief.
Other guy (hands in his pockets) :" I told ya. I thought I had a strait.

2006-10-18 22:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by Loser Millionaire 3 · 0 0

My dormmate had an affair with a married man..

2006-10-18 22:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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