could I cut my heart out so I won't have feelings, rob my friends to get rich, suck part of brain out so I'll be stupid & walk around with my head up my @ss . Will that work or is there more?
2006-10-18 16:56:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
what you have described is a qualifications for the extremes of both parties
2006-10-18 17:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just report to the nearest NRA office and walk out with a "Cheney for President" button, some fish hooks sticking out of your camoflauge hat, and an oozie in one hand and American flag in the other.
2006-10-18 17:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which social gathering extra suits your ideals? in case you help u.s. and the troops, have self assurance in honest play and honest taxes, American values and freedoms, help the form and ethical government, help education, and governmental protection of its electorate by using a reliable protection, reliable disaster alleviation, and conserving the national safeguard at domicile to guard the situation of delivery, then replace right into a Democrat. in any different case, the Republicon social gathering is waiting for you. Do what's going to make you sleep extra effective at evening. permit your experience of right and incorrect be your handbook.
2016-10-19 23:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by delcampo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im afraid you couldnt make it my friend. You would need to have an IQ score greater than 30. Unfortunately this closes the door on your application. We do thank you for your interest though.
2006-10-18 17:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot one thing. To be one of the true party faithful, you have to ask loads of mind-numbingly stupid questions on YA.
2006-10-18 17:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by notme 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have a pretty good idea of what it takes to be a Republican.
2006-10-18 17:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by brian2412 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't forget--butcher common euphemisms and anecdotes in front of the world.....say ummmmm 50 times in one speech, etc etc --there's more, but I'd get carpal tunnel if I named them all.
2006-10-18 17:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by Katie 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You could just suck out your brains and become a liberal instead.
Liberals do this to thousands of unborn babies yearly...it is called a partial birth abortion and libs do it when the baby isn't suspecting anything.
MURDERERS!!!!
2006-10-18 16:59:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
It helps if you find a cute page
2006-10-18 17:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well if you have done all these things, and it does not appear to have worked, I think you'll just have to settle for being what you already are...
2006-10-18 16:59:58 · answer #10 · answered by CHEVICK_1776 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋