Okay so you're a nice guy or gal. You try to be good to others. But the invariable idiot will cross your path from time to time. Explain here how you got the last laugh..which of course is the best one! And lets all laugh together at the creeps, bullies, morans, spongers and idiots of our world.
2006-10-18 12:50:56 · 7 answers · asked by Greanwitch 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
When someone was looking at my baby pictures they said: "you were so cute, what ever happened to you?"
I retorted:
" I could say the same thing.... but you were never cute!"
2006-10-18 12:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best one ever didn't involve me saying a word. In high school there was this mean girl who always made fun of this girl I'd known since jr. high. When we were seniors the mean girl made fun of my friend one too many times. The mean girl was wearing white jeans. We were having burgers and fries for lunch that day. She was two tables over and foolishly got up to get something. No one else was at her table yet, so I grabbed both the ketchup and the mustard and put some in her chair. Needless to say, she was wearing our school colors on her butt the rest of the day and SHE was made fun of.
2006-10-18 20:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can use humor or modest sarcasm to your advantage. In the city where I live, there are a lot of ego driven people.
Open the door for many of them, they don't pay attention. No acknowledgement or thank you.
When a particularly rude person crosses my path, I will say ''thank you'', ''you're welcome'' or ''have a nice day''.
2006-10-18 19:53:46 · answer #3 · answered by Coffeyvillian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just forgive and forget. Let them say their stuff because in all honesty, I dont care what they say. I don't even want to put extra effort into falling for their immature strategies of insulting others. I don't want to stoop lower than them by fighting back. as for comments insensitive comments, i just be kind to them back and move one with life. they are not worth the time when i could be doing much more.
2006-10-18 20:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by Harry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if i really don't like them I flirt with there boyfriends in front of them or do something super sexy to really piss them off. Or I dress really provocative so that he'll pay attention to me and not her. Works all the time.
2006-10-18 19:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by nympho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time, my cousin was laughing at me because I had allergies and then I started laughing at him and made fun of him for being him. He was like "Ha ha ha, you have allergies!" And I was like "ha ha ha, you're Josh (that's his name)!" My other cousin, Jeff, said it was good and gave me a high 5. It was pretty good.
2006-10-18 20:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres this one geek thats fat i know and he says your so ugly and y do u have to be so gay ( im not gay or ugly theres lotsa girls who like me no lie) then i say "shut up your so ugly that when you where born your momma pushed u back in!"
2006-10-18 19:58:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋