A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about giving me a blow/job before you do it?" "My life's been nothing but crap," says the girl. "So I might as well." After the girl's done, the guy says, "Wow, that was great! Why are you so depressed, anyway?" The girl replies, "My family disowned me for dressing like a woman."
2006-10-18 12:48:23 · 18 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You learn well!
2006-10-19 02:44:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really, but did you know yesterday the USA turned over in population? We are now at a population of 300 million. Only 39 years ago we had 200 million. There is a calculation the government uses to factor average amounts of births, deaths, and immigrations.
2006-10-18 19:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by h.marieh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet he jumped off the cliff huh?
2006-10-18 19:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't this be in the Jokes & riddles section? Not this one which is Polls & Surveys.
By the by your punch line was predictable... try again
2006-10-18 19:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by Doug 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's disgusting and funny at the same time.
I wonder if they both jumped...
2006-10-18 19:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that showed that guy in the story!
2006-10-18 19:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I love it! thxx 4 the share!
2006-10-18 19:53:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one.
2006-10-18 19:53:02 · answer #8 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the few jokes that actually made me laugh! good stuff
2006-10-18 19:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm not shocked. That was funny.
2006-10-18 19:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋