A friend of mine started a job but has not been feeling well had a bad stomach but did not want to mess up his first week so went in. However whilst in work he let some gas out of his bottom but more than gas come out and he had to leave and the people he works with know about it.
Would you go in the next day or give job up.
2006-10-18 11:55:24 · 32 answers · asked by Sky 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
PML Laughing... he sh!t himself at work! Oh dear, would I hell go back, just for the simple reason that I'd never live it down but if your mate is a bigger person than I then yeah he should go back and earn his living, it's not his fault he can't control his windy bottom! Poor guy... hey hope you and your girl find out about the prenancy hitch soon, keep me posted eh?
2006-10-18 12:30:42 · answer #1 · answered by DikiDoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go back to work and make a joke about it.
say... So what? these thing happens. At least I was in work not phoning in sick. I am now clean and feeling better. and carry on working. If anyone mention this do not feel bad. Soon they will forget. There are many who release gas in the office and pretend as nothing happened.
2006-10-18 12:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by shiningstar2808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the way I would approach this;
Go back in and explain to everyone that you was feeling ill, but, with it being your first week you didn't want to let the firm down, which was the wrong choice then make a joke about it...before anyone else does. It will soon be forgotten. good luck.
2006-10-18 12:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by anthony b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I would go back and crack a joke about being so nervous at my new job I sh*t myself.
Im sure his work mates know he is not a serial sh*tter. He can explain as you have it was his first week and didn't want to let his new company down.
He will be admired for it. Everybody I know has had similar accidents although maybe not in work, so nobody can judge him harshly.
2006-10-18 12:30:10 · answer #4 · answered by SunGod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.TELL him to go in and act as if nothing had happened ,how many people do you think that's happened to .If anyone makes a comment just tell him to say i had a bad case of food poisoning but im OK now thank you.I would not give the job up after all it was an accident.Tell him good luck.
2006-10-18 20:04:27 · answer #5 · answered by Carol B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its better to inform the concerned person about what you are suffering (sickness) and ask for a couple of days more to recuperate and report back to your work. There is no harm in telling them the truth.
2006-10-18 12:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by Sam X9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on if I like to eat or not. You know the old adage is true, "you dont work you dont eat" so go back all men fart so much these days it is a competition to see who farts the loudest. just suck it up laugh at yourself and tell the people you work with to get over it.
2006-10-18 12:05:04 · answer #7 · answered by LV 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will be yesterday news much sooner than you think. If job is good it's better to keep it. But it's better to not to go to work next day.Little gap in time and it's should be OK
2006-10-18 12:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by Everona97 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd go in. Although it may have been embarrassing for your friend, his co-workers aren't paying his bills. Here's a suggestion for an ice breaker: joke about it. Everyone has those moments when they are totally mortified. You just have to chalk it up as one of those moments and go on with life.
2006-10-18 11:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by ajd1bmf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bit late to blame it on the dog......he could go back to work and make a joke of it - perhaps wearing cricket whites and put a whoopee cushion on his chair......I'm not sure he's ever going to have a good nickname though
2006-10-18 11:58:52 · answer #10 · answered by Apollo C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋