If I dream about this lady who's tormenting me-then I've got no gaffer tape left to keep my hands outside the duvet.
If I dream about eating marshmallows then the pillow's always gone in the morning.
If I count sheep will I become aroused-especially with Daisy the good looking one?
Please help!!
2006-10-18 10:45:20 · 18 answers · asked by CHARLIEDONTSURF 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
lol okay this is a funny question. I am going to give you a thumbs up. Okay well since this is in mens health I am going to say why don't you go and dream about ******* some girl you like or you think is hot.
2006-10-18 10:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sod the sleep, count the sheep, let your hands roam free.
Dream about marshmallows and your fantasy lady.
However, in the morning, if your pillow's disappeared,
and you look in the mirror at a feather fashioned beard.
Consider this and think it through, next time before you sleep-
Is it really wise to say out loud you fancy sheep?
2006-10-18 17:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Daisy Artichoke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dream about 3 delightful camels coming into your bedroom and nibbling your toes. Or a cardboard box with the Da Vinci code inside, tied with a pretty pink ribbon. Or a random act of kindness from a japanese monk. Or being covered in chocolate and having a one armed robot licking it off. Or a computer keyboard with little dwarfs instead of letters. Or UB40 singing for you at your confirmation. Or being at a festival going for a wee in a portacabin on the main stage. Or chopping big logs into small houses for raisins. I dare you.......
2006-10-18 17:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by buttercup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dream about Daisy the sheep, go with the flow, 'knock one out' as you blokes like to say and you will probably sleep better.
2006-10-18 17:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Fill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go have a five knuckle shuffle and that way you will be to tired to think about sleep you will be counting zzzzzzs before you can wipe ya knob with the curtain lol sweet dreams thumbs up from me
2006-10-18 19:37:46 · answer #5 · answered by lady_luck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick with daisy
2006-10-18 17:48:14 · answer #6 · answered by alec c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dream of swimming you will wake up on the love boat.
2006-10-18 18:07:35 · answer #7 · answered by xlhdrider 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Winning the lottery. Theres somthing not likely to happen
2006-10-18 18:04:14 · answer #8 · answered by Sponge Bob Square Pants 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dream about winning the lottery & living the life of a millionnaire
2006-10-18 17:47:43 · answer #9 · answered by vic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dream of me you should be safe then lol.
sweet dream's
2006-10-18 17:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋