What do you do to fight boredom while grocery shopping?

Question

I like to add products to unsupervised shopping carts.

Answer 1

i like to kick the crap out of people putting stuff in my cart that i don't need or even worse would be embarassed to have in my cart by the time i arrived @ the checkout line such as condoms, tampons,k-y jelly,weight gain 5000(for the biguns), a 70lbs bag of dog food (for the eldrly lady just picking up milk),genital rash cream, preparation H,Steaks(for the hippie vegan type),books on devine intervention( for the nonrepentant biker)..I guess it really doesnt matter.oh and i've never done that before..ever....
.....i think...? j/k -m

Answer 2

I like to rearrange the products especially in the places where I've just seen a shop assistant working. When they return - possibly with their supervisor, it looks like they've been idle.

I also get kicks out of causing mayhem at the checkout. For example, the other day a shop assistant asked whether I wanted my bags packed for me in a patronising tone. As payback for her attitude I said 'yes' and claimed I had a hand injury. Then she had to pack all my things for me. Bliss!

Answer 3

I personally sing and dance round the aisles although this is more to do with the fact that i have a two year old and a one year old to keep entertained all the local shops are used to me now lol

Answer 4

I eat the diet candies till I'm sick then I work on the diet meals follow by a wheel of cheeze with a diet coke before they kick me out of stop and shop.

Answer 5

i like to switch the price tags around and take out groceries from unattended shopping carts.

Answer 6

i like watching the grannies all but draw blood when the person infront of the at the 10 items or lees lane has 11 items

Answer 7

I like to imagion what each product would look like on a naked person.

Answer 8

So that been YOU doing that to me in the store!!!!! SHAME SHAME SHAME