Some one stole it from my office and is apparently holding it hostage....what do I do? It was just a glass pitcher full of ice water
2006-10-18 10:17:21 · 11 answers · asked by pitcherhostage 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Someone just sent me some emails with pictures of my stolen pitcher! There was one where it was sitting on the toilet, one in the elevator, one with the security guard holding it, one of it watering a plant, and one with someone drinking out of it!!! What do I do?!?!
2006-10-18 10:22:31 · update #1
buy a new one, then drown yourself in it.
2006-10-18 10:20:37 · answer #1 · answered by ~~kelly~~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the Pitch Police
2006-10-18 10:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a sting operation together and pay the ranson money for your pitcher
2006-10-18 10:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by zether 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny... I say let it go and get another one perhaps a colorful pitcher...
2006-10-18 10:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by michelle b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was waiting for you in the file room....hope you didn't have too much separation anxiety!! mwahahahahaha!
2006-10-18 10:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have it. I was thirsty...but I tossed it because it hasn't seen soap and water in ages.
2006-10-18 10:22:48 · answer #6 · answered by Le_Roche 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know where your pitcher is.
2006-10-18 10:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by hopeless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it got pitched out of the pitching window,..... pitcher and all.
2006-10-18 10:21:21 · answer #8 · answered by zelmacreado 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you file a police report
2006-10-18 10:19:17 · answer #9 · answered by Eric c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you get it back, piss in it. Thats sure to keep everyone away.
2006-10-18 10:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋