(You hear someone swear loudly nearby, followed by "Let's kill him!")
2006-10-18 09:00:54 · 8 answers · asked by Unknown 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Run to Canada and send them cookies with no return address apologizing for knocking over the bikes.
2006-10-18 09:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Defend yourself with your trusty 9 mm.
Offer to pay for the damages first, but if your death is the only pay back they will accept. You have a legal right, and a moral right to defend your life by killing anyone who comes at you.
You don;t even need a gun, you can humanely kill them with your bare hands. Learn how, if your value your life.
2006-10-18 16:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by Real Friend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe if you start kicking your own a ss, they will think you are insane and take pity on you, thereby saving you a far more intense (and painful) a ss-beating. remember, all you did was knock the bikes over, not crush them flat. they can still be ridden. and they will catch you.
2006-10-18 16:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by shootergrrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Running and hiding won't work with those big sweet cuddly fuzzy teddy bears ! I would think suicide would be your best choice.
2006-10-18 16:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you slow them down and offer them your insurance information.
2006-10-18 16:07:12 · answer #5 · answered by Thoughts Like Mine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
run like hell!
2006-10-18 16:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by slat_man56 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
run, scratch that, drive the **** out of there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-18 16:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RUN!
2006-10-18 16:03:39 · answer #8 · answered by naughtykitty94 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋