Definition of woman? ...lol?

Question

WOMAN, n.
An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a
rudimentary susceptibility to domestication. It is credited by
many of the elder zoologists with a certain vestigial docility
acquired in a former state of seclusion, but naturalists of the
postsusananthony period, having no knowledge of the seclusion,
deny the virtue and declare that such as creation's dawn beheld,
it roareth now. The species is the most widely distributed of all
beasts of prey, infesting all habitable parts of the globe, from
Greeland's spicy mountains to India's moral strand. The popular
name (wolfman) is incorrect, for the creature is of the cat kind.
The woman is lithe and graceful in its movement, especially the
American variety (_felis pugnans_), is omnivorous and can be
taught not to talk.

Amrose Bierce (The Devil's Dictionary)

I am thought it was funny...sad to see that some of you dont share my sense of humor...
Here are some more:
http://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/?F (female) (fool)
http://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/?M (male, man, marriage, malefactor)
http://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/?L (love)

defination of male:
MALE, n. A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex. The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man. The genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers.

Answer 1

a woman is a human that gives life to another human and goes through many hours of labor just to have you.

Answer 2

why did u tell us? This is a question!! O well, here's the definition:

Main Entry: wom·an
Pronunciation: 'wu-m&n, especially Southern 'wO- or 'w&-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural wom·en /'wi-m&n/
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English wIfman, from wIf woman, wife + man human being, man
1 a : an adult female person b : a woman belonging to a particular category (as by birth, residence, membership, or occupation) -- usually used in combination

Answer 3

1. the female human being (distinguished from man).
2. an adult female person.
3. a female attendant to a lady of rank.
4. a wife.
5. the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to women; womanliness.
6. a sweetheart or paramour; mistress.
7. a female employee or representative:
8. a female person who cleans house, cooks, etc.; housekeeper

Answer 4

Woman- a kind and gentle creature of God

Answer 5

Hmmmm. I am guessing no more than 4".

Answer 6

OKAY. IT THIS HISTORY OR A QUESTION. YOU BORED ME

Answer 7

complicated.

Answer 8

women- a pain in the ***

Answer 9

so?