Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas.
When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the first man.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between one and 10, if you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess seven," said the first man.
"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again"
The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between one and 10, if you guess right. You win free sex."
"Two," said the second man
"Sorry, I was thinking of three," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."
2006-10-18 07:09:20 · 10 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
funny
2006-10-18 07:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ to ...... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10.
2006-10-18 07:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny
2006-10-18 07:11:45 · answer #3 · answered by spicychica_shel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won that contest once, but i haven't redeemed my prize yet.
2006-10-18 11:44:39 · answer #4 · answered by sophia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Yes very funny!
2006-10-18 09:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha pretty funny but not the best.........
thanks though
2006-10-18 07:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay for me.
2006-10-18 07:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you from the south????
that was pretty cute!
2006-10-18 07:14:25 · answer #8 · answered by Sassy Belle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-18 07:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly amusing. Thanks for sharing anyway.
2006-10-18 07:11:59 · answer #10 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋