I don't want to have to hurt anyone. Make me forget about punching a person out.
2006-10-18 07:01:13 · 4 answers · asked by Etienne 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK ILL MAKE U LAUGH!!!
A woman has an appointment with a gynecologist. She is escorted to the examining room by the nurse and told to strip from the waist down and sit in the examining chair. So she strips down and puts a sheet over herself and places her feet in the stirrups.
The doctor comes in and lifts the sheet and gasps, "That's the biggest vagina I ever saw! That's the biggest vagina I ever saw!"
The woman replied fuming, "You didn't have to say it twice!"
The doctor answers back, "I didn't!"
ANOTHER ONE
Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas.
When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the first man.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between one and 10, if you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess seven," said the first man.
"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again"
The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between one and 10, if you guess right. You win free sex."
"Two," said the second man
"Sorry, I was thinking of three," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."
2006-10-18 07:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-18 15:52:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
U have xanax? take it.
2006-10-18 14:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by Apollo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tickle tickle !!
2006-10-18 14:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ tinker123♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋