Farting can be of 3 types:
1. The cool exit -the one that we all dream of-the one that does NOT embarass. (hear no evil, smell no evil)
2. The ceremonial exit-with pooomp and show (no stench)
3. The STINK BOMB-capable of leaving tremendous destruction in its wake, all I can say is when you got one in the wings let it go!!! Know your limits with the company you are in . My advice (that I heard on TV) is if you are in danger of imminent embarassment, press your knees together as hard as you can to allow smooth passage without the deathly odour following suit.
Meats of all kinds are great foods to produce the most potent stinkers.
2006-10-18 06:38:34
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answered by Martinique Samuelson 5
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answered by Antonio 3
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It depends on your own intestinal system which food produce the most gas.
Beans, meats marbled with a lot of fat (especially pork), and certain snacks may be the worst.
As an experiment, go to the grocery store and buy the cheap, knock-off, would-be "Lay's" potato and nacho snax.
Farts have two main effects -- the loudness of the fart itself and the degree to which the smell is disgusting. I think the cheap snax offer a good balance of loud noise and noxious smell.
2006-10-18 06:28:33
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answered by urbancoyote 7
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For whatever reason raisins make me have farts bad! And turkey. Guess I am strange.
2006-10-18 06:28:43
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answered by Cindy P 4
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chocolate
overload of coffee
my husband: anything. And he'll call it out when he rips one. He'll fart and right afterwards will say what he ate, lol. Gross but funny. Like " ppppffffffft.... taquitos!"
2006-10-18 06:28:01
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answered by stimply 5
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Mac n cheese
2006-10-18 06:30:52
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answered by Death Virus 6
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eating spiced goat and then letting one silently go while standing next to a woman wearing a hijab in an elevator...point finger at her and hold nose.
2006-10-18 06:27:55
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answered by Anonymous
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Broccoli, cabbage, BEANS, Splenda prouducts are really good ones.
2006-10-18 06:30:33
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answered by TRIX 2
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CARBONATED DRINKS----WITH THE ADDITION OF SUCKING IN AIR WHEN YOU DRINK IT------MAKES IT REALLY BAD FOR FLATULENCE------ COFFEE IS THE SAME THING
AB
2006-10-18 06:36:48
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answered by alice b 6
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you can`t beat a good *** eruption onions and garlic silent but deadly
2006-10-18 06:32:10
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answered by Anonymous
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