2006-10-18 05:06:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Studying Abroad
No, the US is not preparing to invade Canada for its water. The US has not run out of water. My toilet is still flushing.
2006-10-18 05:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by hawkthree 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actualy you're right. No one knows it yet because we still have enough water to live life as usual, but scientist predict the supply will run dry by 2011. In order to prevent a nationwide crisis, the U.S. military has drafted a battle plan for the invasion of Canada some time in the next few years. Contrary to popular belief, the intent is not to enter from the south in a land war by simply crossing the border into canada. Instead the U.S. is planning to mass its troops in Alaska and invade from the North, since it will be easier to move everybody there when we pull out of Iraq. The public will be led to believe that Canada is "harboring Bin Laden, and posseses chemical weapons that it intends to use against the U.S." in order to justify the invasion.
2006-10-18 12:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by Nick C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The US hasn't run out of water but they are looking for an excuse to invade Canada for the cheap maple syrup, the seal fur and the soft wood. Last time they tried it the US got their tush kicked by the Brits - so maybe they won't try again any time soon.
2006-10-18 17:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by Markie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO.....the usa has the great lakes they are the largest fresh water bodies on the planet I was at Niagra falls a few weeks ago it is still flowing ....the falls are the conclusion of Lake Erie.
2006-10-20 16:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by Mars 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we ran out of water? how and when because last time i knew we were surrounded by it you know the ocean. My shower still works unless that is just the maintenance man peeing in the tank
2006-10-18 12:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by my babies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes we will invade but not for water, it will be for all of their hot chicks....oh wait , that's Mexico. No , No we will not invade Canada.
2006-10-18 12:15:06 · answer #6 · answered by mglee1966 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they are. It's crazy! Mexico is next... since we ran out of Mexican food.
2006-10-18 12:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by D Beezy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh. Another war. Looks like I'll have to dodge it by moving to Canada.
Oh, wait!! D'oh.
2006-10-18 12:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by johnlb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you really that dumb? we havent run out of water. i know for a fact cause i have a stream in my back yard that runs into a river.
2006-10-18 12:10:18 · answer #9 · answered by mickey g 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have got to be kidding! I really hope you are, as I would have lost yet more faith in humanity if someone really is this dumb.
2006-10-18 12:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋