What is a funny or embarrasing story that has happened to you?

Answer 1

My brother had a really frightening / funny one a few years ago that I've never forgotten . He had gone to the grocery store made one more quick stop . {We live in Florida it very hot } When he was driving home he heard this very loud BANG from the rear of the car , and felt something hit the back of his head . He thought he had been shot , he grabbed the back of his head and felt something strange when we pulled he hand back around it was full of this strange white doughy stuff , he thought he was holding his brains in his hand ! It turned out to be a package of Pillsbury bisque had exploded and hit him in the head .

Answer 2

My boyfriend was going out for a guys night out and I was planning on a quite night at home, doing a facial and mani/pedicure. He decided to park his car at my place because he was going to come over later and he also had to use the washroom. Next thing I know, he was using his key and I was standing face to face with 3 guys. I had green gunk all over my face and walking around with toe separators. Normally I wouldn't have cared if they came up but I was so embarrassed. They all laughed and called me swamp thing. I thought it wa pretty funny too.

Answer 3

While sitting in my favorite bar with my friend Sean, a guy straight out of "Deliverance" walked in. I'm talking overalls, sh*tkicker boots, mussed up greasy hair and black teeth. He sat down beside me and we all just focused on the television for a while. Some kind of comedy short was playing, involving nudity and men... He tapped me on the shoulder and in a heavy southern drawl asked, "Do you find naked football erotic?" I was a bit startled, as he hadn't made any other conversational attempts, I squeaked, "No, no I don't! " and in an aside to Sean..".Let's get out of here!"