Why this ???????

Question

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Answer 1

WOW! You have WAAAAYYYYY too much time on your hands sweetums! LOL! But you're making me laugh so keep it up! Have a rockin' day! ;)

Answer 2

Energy in the sun brings chemicals out in our hair, hilighting it. The chemicals brought out from our skin darken it.
Women can. But opening their mouths stretches their facial skin and makes it easier to apply.
Because Psychics are too out of this world to care about lotteries.
Person who made the word up was trying to be intelligent.
Hidden meaning. Ask a doctor.
Bill Gates needs more education.
Because lemons have chemicals that work as a disinfectant, and having clean dishes is better than having natural-tasting lemonade.
Insured to make you broke.
Everyone's rushing to get ahead of the traffic.
Mice don't have flavor. Meat does.
Dogs are smart animals.
He believed in justice for all creatures.
...that's a good one.
Way too expensive. They're more interested in fighting wars.
The wool isn't cut yet.
They're seperate rooms in one big structure.

Answer 3

1.our hair has its own colour already,it will not darken unless you dye it
2.they are trying to breathe through their mouths,not their nose while doing mascara
3.if it really happens no one will by the lottery because the psychic has already know who is going to win
4.because its a long word.
5.to practice on their patients
6.thats where all the controls are
7.real lemons have acids which are quite powerful against our organs
8.he brokers your money
9.everyone rushes to go to their destination
10.not all cats like mouse flavoured food
11.the dogs themselves
12.he didn't have a mosquito swapper
13.to give you a clean shot
14.its a sort of spy camera
15.because its black and its too expensive
16.cotton absorbs water
17.they meant to say 'apartmeets'

Answer 4

You DO see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"!

Haven’t you seen the latest news about the psychics winning the lottery? On Saturday September 16th 2006 in Western Australia, Psychics shared a 22 million dollar payout. http://www.psychic-junkie.com/psychic-wins-lottery.html

Answer 5

1. Melanin in the skin
2. The muscles in the face make them do that.
3. Psychic are fake
4. it is a noun
5. because no one is perfect
6. to start a action
7. because you don't buy all natural
8. to break you
9. many people = many cars and lights are on timers
10. mice taste like chicken
11. dogs
12. that is a sin
13. so it is not cruel and unusal
14. too expensive
15. only there fur does
16. it is a noun.

Answer 6

lol
Too many questions without answers.
But... just one... woman can put mascara with mouth closed.
Oh, and another one... try to watch Charmed, there Phoebe tried to win lottery but failed, but with same numbers one old couple got money.
To stop Windows? Because you are starting 'the end'
Have you tried cat food? Have you tried mouse?
Because it is just ordinary needle for which manufacturers didn't know how it will be used.

OK. Several of them. But I couldn't stop.

Cheers!

Answer 7

Oh no, you have made my head hurt, and then i have two 4 year old girls coming home after pre-k with even more questions. i have lie down now and recuperate before they get here.

Answer 8

i really like all the qs. makes u think. ps my cat would love the mouse flavoured cat food :)

Answer 9

Good one

Answer 10

ive read this all before in some website containing funny rhetorical questions. thumbs down