Don't want to keep it
I only want to enjoy
TV free of charge.
2006-10-18 00:41:02 · 19 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
1st, take whole wall which dish is attached to, deftly attach to your house using sticky back plastic (used to watch blue peter), then get the brick looking wall paper and paste into gap you left when you stole the wall.
Then apply to sky for viewing box and card (to neighbours address) and intercept postman as he is about to deliver. free sky. lol
2006-10-18 00:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think that the other neighbors won't see you out there looking stupid and report your dumb @ss to the police? Somebody is probably watching somewhere. TV free of charge won't be worth it...unless you're on the evening news stealing a sky dish.
2006-10-18 00:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
urm you still won't get sky as you will still need a subscription with a satellite/cable service so you have your own box etc, the dish on its own dosn't get ya the channels also the dish will be hooked up to cables etc so you wouldn't be able to steal it with discreetion, anyway it still wouldn't be free of charge as you would still have pay the electric consumption you use to watch the television in the first place, I presume you are paying the license fee for the beeb so no you can't get TV completly free of charge.
2006-10-18 01:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by Rainbowz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hook up a spliced cable, get a knock off receiver down the pub(£25-50) leave the dish up and enjoy free sky from now on..jobs a good 'un.
2006-10-18 00:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Stevie t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so this is what keeps you up all night, wondering how to steal next doors sky dish.
well just break in the house and have all thier food aswell so free TV and Food give me the addy and i will be around tonight at about 8:30p.m
2006-10-18 00:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer to keep an eye on the house, when he gives you the key sell all his gear on ebay except the couch which you'll need for watching the telly
2006-10-18 02:45:15 · answer #6 · answered by Harv S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! thanks you just made my day!
1) Need a sky box
2) Need a phoneline
3) Need a viewing card
4) Need cable from dish to run into your sky box
:)
2006-10-18 00:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dish is also very carefully aligned with a satellite so if you move it, it won't work.
2006-10-18 00:48:49 · answer #8 · answered by sw21uk2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretend to clean their windows you being a good neighbour and all that.. then chuck it in a bush really quick and go back for it when its dark
2006-10-18 00:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by missnikid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no use without sky card and sky box...I do not recommend taking these from the house..lol
2006-10-18 00:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by Sara P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋