10 point for the most scary, terrifying ghost/horror story of all!?

Question

I should be scary.

Answer 1

This story begins not too long ago and not far away. Just to the north of here there is a country where it is Winter for 7 long moths of the year. Now this particular Winter had gone on much longer than usual and the people were beginning to run out of food and firewood. Inside one small house right out in the barren snowlands an old lady was beginning to get anxious. (Now you have to put on old lady and old man voices, get anxious and rub your hands a lot as if cold). "oh, my husband I am so cold and hungry. Look at me my hands are blue! I am going to die I am sure of it."
"Don't worry my darling, Winter will be over soon, we will have food again" But the old lady looked very ill and continued to get anxious. Eventually the old man agreed, "Very well my darling I will go and search for food. But before I go you must promise me one thing. You must not use the last two logs we have for the fire, we will need them to cook the food on when I return"

"Okay, okay I agree just go, please find food"

With that the old man went out in search of food.

Time passed and the old man did not return, the fire was beginning to get lower and lower.

"Where is he. I'm hungry! I'm freezing! I am sure I will die" (rub hands a lot) Then the old lady had an idea. "If I put just one of the logs on the fire he will be back soon and then we will still have one to cook the food with. Yes, yes that's what I'll do."

The old lady picked up one log and placed it on the fire. (act this out, as you place log on fire make whooshing sound). "Oh that's much better, I'm so warm, he'll be back with food soon". (smile a lot).

The old lady forgot how hungry she was as she sat close to the warm fire. But more time passed and still her husband did not return. It was beginning to get dusk outside and again the fire was getting lower and lower.

"Where is he? He must have found food and eaten it. I am going to be left here to freeze!" (lots of rubbing and groaning)

Then the old lady had another idea.

"He must be back soon. If I put the last log on the fire it will be hot and ready to cook on when he returns". With that the old lady put the last log on the fire. (make whooshing sound and cries of happiness)

But more time passed and the old man was not back. The last log began to burn lower and lower until all that was left was a tiny flicker. (complain a lot and move in close to imaginary fire).

The old lady got closer and closer to the fire. Then suddenly "Ouch" she burnt herself on it and began to bleed. She placed the finger in her mouth to lick it (make this action)

"MMMMh this tastes good." Then the old lady began to chew (make chewing action up hand). "Mmmm so good." And chew, up her arm, and around her body (act all this out - lots of chewing and mmhhing noises) until all that was left was a skeleton.

"Mmhh that was so good, I feel much better but I'm still hungry." Just at that moment she heard a rustling outside and the door opened. In came her husband with 2 rabbits in his hand (mime this).

"Look my wife I found foooo-----"

The old lady ran towards him and grabbed the rabbits (mime this). Mmmh these are good. MMhh MMhh (mine chewing rabbits) My husband I've just realized how meaty you are. Come here I want to eat you. I want Meat!"

With that the old man burst out the door and ran into the frozen wastelands as fast as he could. Behind him the old lady was running. "I want meat, I'm going to eat you." Luckily the old man could run fast and began to escape his wife. he ran further and further into the snow. In the distance was the sound of the old lady.

"I want meat. I'm going to eat you!" (each time you do this grab the arm of a member of the audience and fake chew it - you should be on your feet all the time now and miming the running actions.)

Suddenly the old man came to the edge of a huge gorge that went as far as he could see that way (look) and as far as he could see that way (look). There was no way across and coming closer was the sound of the old lady.

"I want meat. I'm going to eat you" (attack audience again)

Then the old man noticed a small wooden cottage. he ran to it and banged on the door. The door opened on a chain and a woman could be seen inside. "Yes. How can I help you."

"It's my wife. she's gone crazy she's going to eat me" (act very panicked) "Very well I will help you but first you must bring me a bucket of water." "What, she's going to eat me and you want water?"

"Yes"

"Okay, okay"

The old man searched around and found a bucket to get some water from the well. he took it to the woman who pulled out a ladle from her pocket and dipped it into the water. (mime all this out).

"AAhh yes. Very good. Now I will help you"

In the distance the sound of the skeleton lady was very close "I want meat. I'm going to eat you!" (attack audience)

The woman stood on the edge of the gorge and stamped her feet into the ground. Then she reached out and stretched (say this word long and slowly as you stretch out) to the other side and grabbed onto a tree. "Now you may cross."

The old man walked carefully across the lady's back (mime this) and reached the other side. Then the woman let go and PING went right back to the other side. She returned to her house.

Just then the skeleton lady arrived at the gorge. "I will get you my husband. I will eat you. I want Meat!"

She banged on the door of the house. "Yes. Can I help you?"

"You are too skinny to eat. You will help me cross the gorge."

"Very well I will help you but first you must bring me a drink of water."

"Help me now or I'll eat you anyway."

"Okay, Okay."

With that the woman stood on the side of the gorge and stamped her feet into the ground. She stretched across and grabbed onto the tree. The old woman began to run across.

"I want meat. I will eat you."

When she was halfway across the woman let go and PING went back to the start.

" I want meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......" (fade off and then crash to ground) CRASH

The skeleton lady fell to ground and shattered to a million pieces.


(Say next part of story very slowly and quietly)

Now I said that I said that this happened not too long ago and not too far away. It is said that there is a little bit of magic in each piece of the skeleton lady's bone and that one day they will join together and come in search of ....."MEAT" (jump and attack audience then end"

Answer 2

Back when there weren't any transportation yet, there was a man who lived on the farthest side of his country. He wanted to move to the other side to see or find the kind of living people made there. Anyway, he crossed rivers, mountains, etc. It would take him days before he could reach the place he wanted to go. During the first night, he took his first rest. he found one house in the mountain and asked the owner for a permission to stay there for a night. The owner agreed. When he was inside the house, he was looking around the hall. He saw many faces that seemed to be pictures of the owner's ancestors. He was thinking that the owner of the house respected his ancestors a lot that he could even find their faces on the walls. He was too amazed as he appeared to have visited a museum that night.

The next day when he woke up, he came to look around the hall again but he didn't see any pictures. There were just windows. At that time he realized that the images he saw during the night were not pictures of people but ghosts who were looking at him.

Answer 3

It was February 17, 1981. It was dark and stormy night in New York City. Struggling actress Kathy Richards was taken to the hospital with labor pains. Her husband Rick Hilton did the driving. After several hours, she gave birth to baby girl. They named the new baby Paris. How could they know that years later, this innocent little baby would grow up to horrify Hollywood and the world by showing up at all the most exclusive clubs and parties and constantly being in the limelight, even though she possessed absolutely no talent of any kind. Oh the horror, as she was quoted saying such things as, "I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper." or the equally horrifying, "One of my heroes is Barbie. She may not do anything, but she always looks great doing it."

Arrrrrrgggggg !!!!!!!!!! Where will it all end ?

Answer 4

When my three daughters were aged two, three, and six, my wife, children and myself were living in an apartment in a seedy area of Dallas, Texas.

Shortly after we had moved into the apartment, the air-condition was working at 50 percent, so I installed ceiling fans in all the rooms.

Three months after the fans were put up, the one in our bedroom went out, the motor fried to a crisp. As I lay awake reading one night, the fan started to move, almost as if it were on its lowest circulation setting. I turned to my wife and shook her awake and whispered to her to look.

She glanced up, disinterested and stated that it was the air conditioning causing it to turn, yet the moment she said that, the air conditioning kicked on.

So if the air conditioning was not on, and no windows were open, what was causing the movement? We didn't know, but were certainly wide awake!

After this event transpired, there were several more occasions when we would awaken to see the fan turning, and we could stop it physically, yet an hour or two later, again, it would turn as if of it's own volition, but it never turned during the day. Always after 10:00 P.M. and before 4:00 A.M.

We questioned the apartment manager if any one had died in this apartment and were told no.

After a few weeks, my wife and I were up late on night when my six year old came toddling out of the bedroom and said, "Daddy, the man keeps waking us up."

I immediately checked the room, but no one was there, and even though I assured my daughter it was a dream, My wife and I were convinced we were not alone in that apartment.

Two weeks after the "waking us up" incident, I crept into the room to check on the girls and found my three year old having a conversation. I told her that she and her sister needed to go to sleep immediately, but she told me she was the only one awake.

I asked her who she was talking to, and she told me, "The man who keeps waking us."

My wife and I started looking for another apartment, and during this two week process, we were told by the children that the man would not let them sleep, unless they talked to him for a while, and if they did not, he would shake them or their bed.

Upon moving out of the apartment, we told the manager that we found it hard to believe no one had died in that apartment because of the activity.

She simply replied, no, the previous tenant had not died IN the apartment, but a BLOCK AWAY from the apartment as he was walking to the store late one evening. He was robbed and shot dead over a leather jacket.

Since that time, no tenant in that apartment has renewed a lease and some have outright broken their leases, and yet some of the neighboring tenants have lived there for years.

Answer 5

Have you ever been to rye? if so have you been to the petrol station? if so have you seen the house back there? if so go in there and the door will open and close all night until you shout "QUIT IT GORGE" and all of a sudden everything goes quiet and you see this figure walking outside the house. But only at night

Answer 6

i ain't playing wit you dude there was this creepy sound that was coming out all night long last night outside of my apartment complex..it was like some kinda crying or screaming but it wasn't loud it was just there all night and disappeared when the sun came up. i was like damn ..it couldn't be a person because it was happening all night long like every 5 seconds. i ain't cool with them scary shitt ya dig? it was mawfucking creepy.

Answer 7

ok this one WILL terrify you!!!

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs, the bar tender tells the pirate "why do u have that steeling wheel between your legs, the pirate says "aaarrrgh! there driving me nuts!"

spooky wasnt it...

Answer 8

i'll visit you later tonight..when you open your eyes in the dark, i'll be staring you right in the face...don't be scared. har har.

Answer 9

answering ur question