Yeah.. thats right. Steel.
Maybe stainless steel.
If it was an exceptionally hardcore woodchuck (steelchuck?) and could chuck steel... how much wood would that enable it to then chuck by comparison, if it could even be bothered to chuck wood any more once it had powered up enough to take on metals?
Would it be called a steelchuck?
If it chucked nuns, would it be called a nunchuck? ... Definitely not nunchaku... but still.
And who would win in a 3-way fight between a woodchuck, a steelchuck and a nunchuck?
[For bonus points: Am I insane or just eccentric?]
2006-10-17 22:32:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
1) a woodchuck would chuck no wood if a woodchuck was chucking steel. but i suppose a woodchuck would chuck as much would as a woodchuck could chuck wood if that same woodchuck could chuck steel.
2).........a wouldchuck would be called a steelchuck if a woodchuck could chuck steel
3)if a woodchuck could chuck nuns a woodchuck would be nunchuck
4)i put my money on nunchuck any day over the other two because nunchuck has to dodge yardstick rulers for hours while he slays the savage beast in her full fury and righteous bloodlust, pecking away at her for hours on end until she collapses from blood loss.
2006-10-17 22:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by jorluke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not nearly as much as the woodchuck beacuse the steelchuck would then have weaker teeth then the woodchuck who has weaker teeth then the nunchuck
2006-10-17 22:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by essexsrose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming an avg weight of 3 Lbs. per Bd.Ft. for steel
and an av weight of 3.2 Lbs. per Bd.Ft. for wood. We could say that a woodchuck is mightier than a steelchuck. The formula for woodchuck wood chucking (Wcwc) in comparison to steelchuck steel chucking (Scsc) would simply be ((Scsc)/(wcwc))/Nuns.
Nunchucking would definately make you a nunchuck.
In a 3 way fight I would say that the steelchuck could take the woodchuck, but the nunchuck would smite them all with the power of the almighty on its side.
Bonus: definately eccentric, with a dash of too much time on your hands
2006-10-17 22:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by mrsimonburns 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If he could chuck steel, it doesn't necessarily follow that he can chuck wood; therefore, he could chuck NO wood at all.
Don't worry - you're just eccentric; ask any of the other inmates.
2006-10-17 22:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
14
P.S. you can't give bonus points
2006-10-17 22:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by PoohP 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dunno what u mean...ask peter piper and his pickled pepper
2006-10-17 22:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by xapao 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋