Gentlemen, you know it is not an accident....you know that you have DELIBRATELY pee'd all over the seat just to annoy your partner, you KNOW that the only reason you didn't clean it up was that you wanted her to sit in your pee,
Did she not later you watch the game last night...that will usually be enough for me to hose down the bathroom!
..it is time we all came clean and fessed up to our acts of revenge...or should I keep my mouth shut while longer yet and make pretend it is accidental still?
2006-10-17 22:12:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I did a big spirally turd in her handbag the other day. She still thinks it was an accident. Keep your voice down or you'll blow the whole thing.
2006-10-17 23:28:20 · answer #1 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a bunch a wimps, what a bunch a passive/aggressive dopes. If you lived alone as I do you wouldn't have to pee all over the toilet seat to get even because you caught a lot of flack over watchin' the ball game. No sir. Of course, if you lived alone like me you wouldn't have to worry about sex either. You could also eat most of your meals at McDonald's, wear your cleanest dirty shirt to work, have every flat surface in your house ready to cultivate and plant from the dust accumulation, and have stimulating conversations with you dog. But, that's a small price to pay for Monday night football.
2006-10-17 23:01:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...funny. Well I would say that would depend on who you're wanting to spill the beans to. Don't you think it would take the fun out of it for you if you told your woman that you do it on purpose to make her sit in your pee as a punishment for being the ***** that she can be? I would say that you should take her by surprise...don't do it for a long time, then suddenly pee on the seat just for no reason when she's least expecting it...this way you're sure to get her as she will have stopped checking the seat for dribbles. If your relationship is that childish then hey, have a good time acting like your 12.
2006-10-17 22:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by nikkismiles7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!! So true! My bf is usually very good and if he hoses the seat, he wipes it with some loo roll after, so I don't have to sit in it...
BUT...
When he's mad at me, I have noticed the little drips on the seat.. The ones you sit in that then leave little dots on the back of your trousers if you don't notice you've sat on them..
When he does that to me - I wait until he goes for a number 2, then I sit in the living room laughing very loudly every time he farts.
HAHAHA - SWEET REVENGE!!!!
;-)
2006-10-17 22:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too late! I don't know why women fuss so much about their men leaving the toilet a mess - I've seen plenty a women's public restroom look equally as atrocious! All I ask is that more men grab that new roll of toilet paper when it's needed. We can't shake when there's no paper!
2006-10-17 22:21:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We boys stand up when we pee.
Our mothers, unwilling to sit on pee-wetted seats, instruct us to leave the seat up. So we do. Mother never expects us to leave the seat down. We've proved we've not peed on the seat.
Yes! Really!
2006-10-17 22:36:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always put the top lid down as well, then everyone has to lift it first
2006-10-17 22:16:25 · answer #7 · answered by scummibear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i forgot to adjust the crosshair,thats why it keeps missing off target
2006-10-17 22:17:21 · answer #8 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd kill my husband if he even thought about doign some dumb shyt like that. I'd pee on him!!!
2006-10-17 22:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I agree with you and that is very true.
lol
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2006-10-17 22:15:59 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋