I’ve been married for just over two years but I've known Emma, my wife, for four years previously and I’ve come to the realisation that she is really irritating. However, she is absolutely devoted and would do anything for me, even though I have no further interest for her in the 'bedroom department'. It’s not because she’s fat and unattractive, in fact, she's only 22 and stunningly beautiful but we just don’t connect on an intellectual level as she’s a bit ‘blonde’.
I’ve now got a smart new girlfriend who’s suggested that I should put my wife on ‘the game’ and use the extra cash to rent a nice little love nest for the two of us. At first I felt uncomfortable with the idea but we’ve been looking around at rental flats for £1400/month and they are really nice.
I’m slowly warming to the idea and my girlfriend is putting the pressure on to get the plan in place so we can spend Christmas together.
Should I go ahead with it, what do you think?
2006-10-17 22:05:38 · 20 answers · asked by Professor 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Very funny, I got you buddy, this is another one in the series of spoof questions.
2006-10-17 23:07:16 · answer #1 · answered by GoogleRules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Professor... She is your wife. If things are unhappy, if you can not continue the marriage... then get out. Living your life in lies and cheating is not fair to Emma , not fair to you,and certainly not the new girlfriend. ( She should probably know tho... that he IS sleeping with someones husband ) And crappy things ALWAYS comes of that. You will respect your self and look at your self with all the respect you deserve IF you do the right thing..
PS its a shame, because you loved Emma once , enough to marry her. Remember too Emma , her person before you married her... Think of how you would feel if Emma was making love to a man and then cooked you a nice meal, and played the part of "your wife"( isn't that a painfull thought?) Remember professor NO ONE is perfect, no girl doesn't complain or get mad..PRAY
2006-10-18 05:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by alheseas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you are a complete AS$ if you do anything to your wife other than treat her with the same respect that she shows you. You took vows when you got married and now they mean nothing to you, sounds like your wife was just a steady piece of as$ at the time and now that your done with her it is time to move on. I think you should do it, you should put her on "the game" and spend more time with your girlfriend and I hope your wife finds out and when she does I hope she lets you swing from the highest tree for the way you have treated her.
2006-10-18 05:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by Captain Comment 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are an absolute bastard. It took you 6 years to discover your wife irritated you? Who is a bit blonde? You should take your smart new girlfriend and put her on the game as you call it and pay your wife for all the years she endured a low life loser.
2006-10-18 05:37:30 · answer #4 · answered by stariei 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you have made a vow to your wife in front of God and man and if you are leaving her you should divorce her first. She doesn't deserve this. I don't think you have much brains yourself or you wouldn't do this. Once a cheat always a cheat. I also have learned from my friends that a married man is a challenge and once you live with your g/f she will get bored and want that excitement again and will look elsewhere then you will be in Emma's position.
2006-10-18 05:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by Dcham81 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get rid of the girlfriend and concentrate on your marriage.What will she want next??????? Are you willing to put your wife at risk of being raped,stabbed,beaten or even killed aswell as the hundreds of sti's out there,sort yourself out man face reality your using each other there must be a reason why you married your wife.Do something together start the ball rolling on new adventures together
2006-10-18 05:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to a family member. or go to a priest.
get a religion.
get some morals.
better yet. GET some gutts...then step up to your wife.
be a man for christ's sake and stand up for what you want and stop sneaking and hiding. you go to the internet for advice on this? this is morale you are talking about. NOT SOME reference to some computer magazine to get some gadget!
YOUR talking about breaking the union/committment you have made VOWS to keep. for better or for worse. fess up or deal with your marriage like a true man with a heart. stop acting like a cry baby and stop acting like an animal.
you don't need a girl with a brain. YOU NEED a brain. I pray for people like you. I really do. Talk to a friend. talk to a member in your family. talk to you wife MOREOVER. talk to your wife. WHY waste your time or her time or you money on hiding? are you a whimp or are you just an insecure loser?
2006-10-18 05:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you completely insane?
Dump the girlfriend. You are married. Remember that.
You need to work on your marriage. And NOW!
How dare you state that your wife is a bit "blonde". You are the total idiot here.
2006-10-18 05:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by Working Mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are both dumb. you need to man up and leave your wife if you cant be faithfull. And for your new "Smart " Girlfriend....that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. she must not be to smart or good lookin if she has to use your wife to bring in a little extra money. You and your new girlfriend sound like you are ment for eachother.
2006-10-18 05:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by mnm4213 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your new gf is a total ***** if your not happy with your wife leave her too get on with her life you sad pathetic ****
your gf gives woman a bad name and so do you men
both of you are idiots tell your bint on the side go on the game if shes that into the idea mind you i dont think they can pay in pennies cheap cow
2006-10-18 05:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by bexieboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do go ahead. Your wife deserves a man who won't cheat, and you deserve to be dumped by this girlfriend who only wants other womens' husbands.
2006-10-18 05:12:13 · answer #11 · answered by Kacky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋