ok i found some of these... i think they're funny:
1. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
2. "Show me how you used to spank her."
3. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
4. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
5. "I just got my license today."
6. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
7. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
8. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
9. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
10. "So, does your wife just lie there during sex too?
so cmon, add your own to the list! lol :)
2006-10-17 20:19:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
those r hilarious mine won't be as good: here it goes
The Top Five Things You Shouldn't Tell A Parent
1. your daughter is in great hands.
2. don't worry, i'll be home, drunk or sober
3. did u know all you credit cards are maxed out?
4. your daughter is wonderfully developed
5. This isn't a hickey, it's a .......
Top Three Things you Should Never Do Around A Parent:
1 whistle at the hot babe coming to your school, without realizing it's your girlfriend's mom
2 get caught giving your boyfriend a lap dance
3 makeout or have "playtime"
how do u like those?? i've never done any uv those :)
2006-10-18 20:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-10-17 20:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the 10.
2006-10-17 20:22:42 · answer #3 · answered by SKG R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
which you spent your freshman training funds to pass to Miami sea coast, have been given a condo apartment with 3 contributors of the different intercourse, and could be a dancing bartender! whats up, got here approximately to me!
2016-10-02 10:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by spies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think this is funny . number 4----- if i tell her ,i love her , will she put out . ---now that is sad . for some one to think like that ,....OK. girls . maybe we should put a stop to this all together . just say no .you don't marry us .you get not one thing from us ,because we can not trust you .
2006-10-17 20:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
11."Sorry for having sex on your bed dad."
2006-10-17 20:26:34 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If your son's as good in bed as his dad, I am going to be one happy woman"
2006-10-17 20:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Well, Dad, for your information, A) I was drunk, and B) she's not my REAL mother"
2006-10-17 20:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Is that YOU, dad?
2006-10-17 20:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, I'm her daddy!
2006-10-17 20:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋