if you could do something illegal and know for sure you wouldnt get caught?

Question

would you?
and what would you do?

Answer 1

Splatter this piece of shets brains all over the shop floor where I used to work

Answer 2

Hmm..I would go on Ebay and do an advanced search for items only within 50 miles or so from my house. Then I would search for a used Westell DSL Router. When it came to me I would plug it into my phoneline and computer and see if the guy who sold it to me was smart enough to log into it and clear out his username and password. The reason I would choose within 50 miles is because I would want to make sure that his internet provider was available in my area. The reason I chose Westell an my example is because I know that's what the provider inmy area uses. have I done this? Muahahahahah!!! They will never catch me!!!

Answer 3

Several things.


I like driving, and I love to drink, I'd just mix both, and go run over the pestering little kids and their mothers at the school two blocks away from home, I'd just get the car on the sidewalk and get rid of every last one of them. Then I'd come home and treat myself to some strawberry ice cream, my favorite.


If someone I really dislike were to have an opertation, I'd barge into the operation room and I would poop real strong, pungent and liquid crap right into their open cut where the docs are working.


I'd beat the s*hit out of several of the c*unts I work with, till my knuckles sting and get all irritated and cut up, that is one good feeling when you dislike someone.


I'd break into poor people's homes and rob whatever little they have, and I'd piss on whatever I can't take with me.


I would kidnap young comatose folk and sell them off to child prostitution rings for ridiculously low prices, so if they ever wake up, the amount they were sold for just adds to the humilliation.


I would torture to and beyond disfigurement any and all persons involved in the skinning of animals for their fur; same goes with the nice folks in white that do lab experiments with animals. In fact, I'd happily encourage THOSE bastards to make a kind of choice: either they perform an experiment on their spouse or child -they get to choose here-, or I will execute both in front of them, spouse first, so child is forced to helplessly watch parent die.


I would infiltrate extreme pornography images of the lowest most distasteful and abhorrent kind (yes, THAT kind) into children's movies, and then I'd just kick back and enjoy from the back row.

I'd beat any random preppy blonde thin weight-obsessed little princess of a girl in the face with a broomstick, and immediately after that take a regular plain looking small breasted chubby but intelligent girl out to dinner and make her feel really great, not because I'm such a nice guy, but just for the hell of doing both of these things one right after the other, to see what it feels like to severely injure one of the regular old c*unts and immediately after make one of the regular girls feel real good about herself. I'd lie to her, a lot, as much as necessary, in order to achieve this. But that's not actually illegal, now, is it...?

Answer 4

If I am out of my mind then I don't care about legal or illegal things but when I am in a normal mood then I can't do anything which is wrong, actually my conscious won't allow me to do any such thing.

Answer 5

Depends on what the crime would be. If its against a tyrannical government, or something morally imperative, then you'd do it, rather like ML King's civil disobedience, or the Dutch who lied to the Nazis about hiding Jews.

For 'real' crimes, if you are moral, you just don't do the crime, and in fact, depending on what the possible crime is, you bring to the law's attention to potential for crime.

If you're a crook, you do the crime.

Answer 6

Same question again. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? lmao Just what are you contemplating, sir? I believe you should have a care. You may not get away with it after all. . .

Answer 7

Isn't part of the thrill of doing something illegal knowing that you might get caught?................but I guess for me it would have to be the good old robbing a bank.

Answer 8

How many people a day speed in their cars knowing it's illegal? I know I do. And most of the time you won't get caught. hee hee

Answer 9

I don't think I'll do it, it'll haunt me rest of my live.

but if I'll do something,
I'll rob bank's money and put it somewhere save and would grow (like another bank - I won't get caught right?) so All I need to live is just keep alive from my money at bank [no need to work anymore] and then enjoy my live.

Answer 10

I would..

Transfer as much $$$ into my account and from there on live a wealthy person.

P/S: mayb I'll get someone to do it for me so in case I get caught **grin LOL