He's got a deep dark tan, a blonde flowing mullet, and wears black leather and leopard prints all the time. He thinks he's a bad@ss, and all the chicks at the biker bar dig him. He's pretty cocky about it. How do we git Pretty Boy to shut his piehole?
2006-10-17 16:42:18 · 21 answers · asked by NA 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You wait till he passes out after a night at the saloon and WHACK that mullet right offa there. SNIK-SNAK, you gotcha a "nice young man" haircut. Go ahead and NAIR them eyebrows whilst yer at it. Oughta take him down a peg or two.
2006-10-18 07:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he is taking what the so called "chicks" at the biker bar are saying as gospel you shouldn't have to do anything. Eventually he will sober up and see who he is listening to and realize that after a few beers anyone with a blonde mullet and leather can look like Dog.
2006-10-17 16:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by Tammy G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someday his skin will be dark and leathery.
He will have a grey thinning mullet.
The black leather will be bagging around his skinny old ***.
and the chicks will be calling him over to clean the ashtrays and spilled beer
2006-10-17 16:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Break glass over his head. Dog the Bounty Hunter is uuggllyy!
2006-10-17 16:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well then, he's probably right. Don't try to shut him up. Just start watching Dog the Bounty Hunter and see if you can cop Dog's son's style...
2006-10-17 16:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dog is old. His muscles are nice but anyone young wouldn't love a mullet.
2006-10-17 16:44:03 · answer #6 · answered by tina*21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man I feel sorry for you... best thing to do is find him a busty bleach blonde chick and get him married LOL.
2006-10-17 16:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by ravenmoon76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he looks like an old leather boot with long blond hair.
2016-03-28 13:56:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Break it to him that the dog isn't really good looking.He should shave his head, bald men are much sexier.
2006-10-17 16:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by locatorchic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Newsflash* Dog the bounty hunter is not attractive... actually kinda scary looking bra
2006-10-17 16:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋