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Everyone who comes here, post ur "I wet my pants" story here. Tell what kind of underwear u were wearing, what happened, and why it happened. If u make it up but its funny and a bit gross, thats ok 2. The funniest one will get chosen as the best answer. ANSWER IN DETAIL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED! Also, PEE and POOP only stories! No sexual stuff. Also, if u made it to the bathroom, change the ending so u dont! This should be a bit funny. REMEMBER!! Funniest and best accident story wins best answer! Also tell what color underwear and pants u were wearing! If u wearing a dress or skirt, same thing goes. Also say how u felt about it happening. If its a fake story, pretend its real and say how u WOULD have felt IF it happened to you if u amde it up! Also, no need to say its fake if its real! We all pee in our underwear once in a while after age 5! Actually, thats a good point. No stories from BEFORE age 5!

2006-10-17 16:41:39 · 4 answers · asked by Joey G 2 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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A couple months back I wasn't feeling too well. I went to the bathroom, sat on the floor & proceeded to hurl into the toilet. As I hurled, I totally pissed my pants. When I stopped hurling I would stop peeing but it would start up again as soon as I started puking. I was totally sitting in a pool of my own piss. My downstairs floor is a little warped so my pee started rolling all over the place. It was so bad that when I got up I had pee dripping down from my crotch.
This happens almost everytime I vomit with great force. You should have seen me when I prepped for my colonoscopy. I had fluids coming out of almost every orifice!!!!

2006-10-17 16:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Jules♥ 3 · 1 0

When I was 17 me and a group of friends were trying to race home for curfew and of course most of us were drunk. I was crammed in the front of my bf truck and the oncoming traffic wasn't helping my spinning head I made my friend pull over so i could throw-up i stumbled out and fell on my hands and knees on the side of the road this caused my pants to slide down and my but was exposed all except for a black thong
next thing i knew there was a really bright light i look up and this cop had pulled up behind us the look on his face and how bad he stutterd when he came around his car a realized that he was being mooned and not looking at a pair of white pants had all of us laughing so hard that three of us including me peed our pants the poor cop seeing that the driver was sober just turned got back in his car and tried to tell us to have a nice night which got us to laughing all over again and we then had four victims

2006-10-18 00:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by K C 2 · 1 0

i was 9 years old. our bathroom is over on the first floor and my room is on the second floor.

i was dreaming about pissing on a toilet so i did, then i suddenly woke up and found my bed wet.

2006-10-18 00:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by shoogadigga 3 · 1 0

Cant quite recall....it must have been a long time ago....in Bethlehem.

2006-10-17 23:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 0 0

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