2006-10-17 15:44:39 · 15 answers · asked by pdiluigi 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Can I buy you a drink? No, oh then I guess a BJ is out of the question.
2006-10-17 15:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by Repub-lick'n 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's some you can chose from, just pick one:
F is for Friends who stick together
U is for You and me
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss ain't no kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth and close your eyes, and get ready for a big surprise!
Roses are red, violets are corny, when I look at you, oh baby I get horny!
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so stick it in!
Love is a sensation, caused by temptation, when a guy sticks his location, in a girl's destination, it increases the population, of the next generation, do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?!
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Xmas?
I've got a black belt in tongue foo. Wanna fight?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before? Isn't ur name Shaneequa / Alfredo?
You have a really nice smile. Shame it's not all you're wearing.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Wanna screw?
Have I met you before? Oh that's right... I saw your picture in the dictionary next to DAMN!
Should I smile cuz we're friends, or cry cuz that's all we'll ever be?
for the girls:
Are my panties showing? Would you like them to?
I can't give you my virginity, but I can give you the box it came in.
I'm feelin a lil sick. I think I need a dose of PENISillin.
What's your sign? Mine's "Open All Nite."
I don't play hard to get, I play to get you hard!
I love you has 8 letters, so does bullshit, ********, assholes...
Loved by many, hated by few, I'm the reason your boyfriend left you!
roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts are up, pants are down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it
for the guys:
If you and I were squirrels...could I bust a nut in your hole?
I love every bone in your body... especially mine.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd love to tap that ***
My face is leaving in 5 min. Be on it.
Can I knock the stuffin in your Egg McMuffin?
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
Is that windex or can I see myself inside your pants?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
**** me if I'm wrong when I say you wanna kiss me.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Be unique, be different, say yes....
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
Hi. I'm horny.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
It's not just going to lick itself.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
Can I take a bite out of you, so I can see if you taste as good as you look.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
2006-10-17 15:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by us2_4playtime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was at Wally-World looking at TV's and this big friendly guy started telling me about the "resolution on the Digital one, is not as good as this one!" That was last April and we are just friends but he's pretty funny and smart.
2006-10-17 15:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by loves1guyatatime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else! Here's a good one:
Come here often! Nice Butt!
2006-10-17 15:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by blestbrenfan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i've lost my phone number, can i have yours? or here's another: "you must be tired, because you've been running thru my mind all day!!!" or another do you know what would look great on you? me!!!! lol
2006-10-17 15:49:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
2006-10-17 15:48:11 · answer #6 · answered by Rhonda 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont know but a good one is "u owe me band-aid cuz i scraped my knee when i fell for you!"
2006-10-17 15:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by mAnDeRz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were a booger I'd pick you.
2006-10-17 15:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by hopeless 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you have a map, because i got lost in your eyes.
2006-10-17 15:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by Brutalyhonest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me, but haven't you never seen me before?
2006-10-17 15:48:35 · answer #10 · answered by SatanicYoda 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋