what would you do if OJ Simpson nocked on your door and his car was broken down. he wanted to come in use your phone and bathroom.
2006-10-17 15:39:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ok, this is the silliest question I have seen in forever!
Just what would you do if the most impossibly unlikely hypothetical question in the universe was asked of you?
I feel faint! Someone bring the smelling salts! But wait! What was that?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAack!!! I think I just saw OJ Simpson walking past my window!!! OMG! What should I do? Someone TELL ME WHAT TO DO! Please help! And just WHAT is he doing here in this remote part of the country? And I live on an island for god's sake! AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaack! He is in the window motioning to use my telephone and he's pointing downward??? (wha?) WHAT should I do?????? Please! This could be life or death, I need real answers people..................
2006-10-17 15:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by tinkerbella 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got a eye viewer in my door, I'll pretend I'm not in or can't hear. I won't risk my daughter or wife's lives. Better be safe, charity comes second. He can go next door.
2006-10-17 15:48:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would beat him sooo bad, dat i'll have HIM dial 911 on himself.
That would teach him 2 neva hurt a female abusively.
2006-10-17 15:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by MêLLy ßõï 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd call my momma let her know what was goin on. Just in case he tries to pull a Nicole on me.
2006-10-17 15:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by mizz_burque 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hand him some toilet paper and tell him to use the lawn. I would call the tow truck for him.
2006-10-17 15:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by Cortney & Nathan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The phone is over there, the bathroom is over there....
2006-10-17 15:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by More Lies & More Smoke Screens 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be odd since he'd be the first black man i'd seen on my street.
2006-10-17 15:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what should have been done a long time ago... Shoot him in the head, and bury him in my back yard! hahahaha
2006-10-17 15:41:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
911.
2006-10-17 15:41:07 · answer #9 · answered by Hilllbilly_gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd invite him in and let him sleep with the fishes.
2006-10-17 15:44:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋