top ten signs your teacher was once lived as a mime?

Answer 1

1. They show up late to class occasionally because they got trapped in an invisible box
2. Whenever you go outside for an experiment (science) or some outdoor discussion they have difficulty walking against the wind, in the opposite direction that the wind is blowing
3. Social studies: He or she have a bizarre fascination with France
4. Art: They always prefer to draw/paint in black and white
5. He/she will have random mute moments
6. No one likes them
7. He/she won't sit in a chair, preferring instead to imagine one
8. He/she has an incredible amount of flexibility and perfect balance (when necessary)
9. He or she won't accept cookies from you on your birthday, preferring instead to munch on a pretendwich (yay for negative calorie foods!)
10. When he or she feels under stress from the superintendint or principal he or she will walk as if on puppet strings.

Answer 2

You remember a time when there was no such thing as trick or treat because Halloween belonged in America, and we Brit had our own method of begging-it was called 'Penny for the Guy' and occurred in the lead up to Bonfire Night, a true English custom to accompany the true English Bonfire Night celebrations, which now, sadly, have disappeared due to the 'Elf and Safety' culture which is so prominent in our society today. Hmm now where did we learn THAT idea, I wonder????

Answer 3

1 She wears white face paint
2 She does not talk
3 Talks with movement of the body
4 She's trying to get out of an imaginary box most of the time
5 See her going in and coming out of a huge rubber balloon
6 Good at acrobatics
7 Has a great sense of balance
8 Body is very flexible
9 You never see her without white gloves
10 Looks sad a lot of the time
Can be either male or female

Answer 4

1. Allows no talking in class, even by himself.
2. Desk draws are full of white gloves.
3. Doesn't sit in a chair, but folds himself into a small glass box.
4. Walks the cracks on the sidewalk and floor as if he is on a tightrope.
5. Uses chalk dust as white face paint in an emergency.
When he converses you hear things like:
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Answer 5

Has a bumper sticker that says "A mime is a terrible thing to waste."

Answer 6

1: they use their hands when talking often
2: drawing and symbolizing in air
3: wears a lot of black and white together
4: wears white make-up on face
5: ask him/her

Answer 7

He/She can explain a lesson without words. And you understand it better that way.