I have kids, so nothing to vulgur.
2006-10-17 11:06:52 · 15 answers · asked by MiZmeL 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Here are dozens of them.
2006-10-17 11:12:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Play a scary sound effect cd in the background and use a Transylvanian accent. Think Dracula. Say something to the effect of:
"Good evening. Sorry we are unable to take your call but if you leave your number and a brief message we will call you back in a bite..I mean a bit."
(then laugh really sinisterly)
Never have a child leave an answering machine message. It's dangerous to do so because you don't want some people to know if you have children and it's a sad world we live in.
2006-10-17 18:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by MommyS 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Make up some company/family name.Or Narnia Nuts ROCK!!!
Hello, if you are ________ (list your kids) then call my cell. If not then please leave a message. I may or may not get back to you.
Or pretend you charging the caller 2$ a mimute, you'll lose alot of calls that way though.
Say, "You have called *your last name*'s haunted house, *have your kids make guost sounds* Thanks you for calling Jerry the *spooky creature* will answer your call.
I also like the idea of, "Hello, hey whats up? Good to hear from you" "caller answers* "Please leave a message after the beep".
2006-10-17 18:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
since it is Halloween time, do something to that effect. my father does it EVERY year and it is so embarrassing but when i was younger i thought it was funny. or you can do the whole "hello, hey how are you? would you be mad if i told you that you were talking to an answering machine" thing, whatever you do. my last one i said "hey you have reached *insert name*, i only return important calls so if i don't return yours, take the hint." had a lotta folks mad at me with that one. lol and my cousins said "this is *insert name* and i am making a lot of important changes in my life and if i don't call you back, you are obviously one of those changes." have fun with it....
2006-10-17 18:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by babythugga281 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got my child to say thank you and he added "I love you". It was so adorable. I wish I could've left it on there forever. Sadly, I couldn't. Get you kids to do it. People love to hear what kids come up with. Have a nice day.
2006-10-17 18:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello?
HA! I got you didn't I! If you still feel like talking to me, then leave a message. Otherwise just hang up - your a sore looser anyways.
2006-10-17 18:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by shauny2807 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretend too be Wonder Woman and talk about how your off saving the world or make up a stupid song and sing it.
2006-10-17 18:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by armwrestlemania 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Askyour family to help you say "hello? " and your family does it one at a time( one kid after another ) then you say " Hah foolled you were not home so leve your name and your number and we'll get back 2 you soon works best if you pause after one other
2006-10-17 18:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by crying_skullz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi I'm sky diving right now so if what you have to say is more important leave a message.
2006-10-17 18:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by club peguin rox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend did this once, he made it sound like he was answering the phone, hello, oh yeah hey man what's up? i would always be fooled, I'd say hey I'm not a guy then it would say ha gotcha, I'm not here,leave a message.
2006-10-17 18:11:08 · answer #10 · answered by sbound_40 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi, you have reached (your name and phone number) we are either not at home or busy at the moment, please leave a message and your name, and your address, your city, your state, your country, your continent,your planet, your galaxy, the type of car you drive, your occupation, and the name of your kids if you have any at the tone of the beep
2006-10-17 18:10:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋