Hillary Clinton vs. God
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."
God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
2006-10-17 10:03:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Ever fiber of her past behavior points to that -no doubt ; and I have no problem visualizing her saying that .Hillary Clinton would be the "absolute ruler" in a reign of terror ; and I do mean "reign".
Anyone who has heard her screeching speeches can't help but visualize a Nazi Storm-Trooper ; but the problem is ..the screaming she is doing is against America and all we stand for . I can see it now ..Hillary would have God back in schools..only if her name was attached .
2006-10-17 12:54:20 · answer #1 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That does get a smile. I do think she would complain that even though GOD was sitting in her chair it was neither nice enough or High enough for her reign.
She does scare the H out of me though.
2006-10-17 10:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by viablerenewables 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sassikat, it takes one to know one. Hillary Clinton does not believe she is God, but she does believe she can do a better job at leading this country than the Republicans can and I happen to agree with her.
2006-10-17 10:12:07 · answer #3 · answered by Pop D 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Erkay, and the point is... what? Is this another "righties rule, lefties drool" *****-fest, or is there an actual point to this? Cause seriously, the whole "red versus blue" thing, yeah, it's getting old. Is there anyone besides the select few (including me) who has the sense to critique both sides?
2006-10-17 10:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by Huey Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Many people believe that she has a 666 birthmark on top of her head.
If so, she may end up a God in Hades.
2006-10-17 10:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
No, Hillary thinks the person she prays to daily is God.
BUSH thinks he's is God's gift to the planet, not Hillary.
2006-10-17 10:08:43 · answer #6 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
sounds accurate enough, but God would kow that little billy was lieng through his teeth
2006-10-17 10:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
they Hilldabest thinks she is gods gift to humanity
2006-10-17 11:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
how about Dr condi rice,she is a good speaker and could learn the trade of president,Clinton well ,not exciting but better than mad hatters
2006-10-17 10:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by CIVILIAN 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Lame...lame...lame.
I can't even allow my brain to visualize Hillary as my GOD.
Yeah, no.
2006-10-17 10:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by jkv1111 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋