2006-10-17 10:01:40 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
It will be Madonna, Britney Spears and Rosie O Fatbutt in a lesbian tryst bent on ruling the world through forced indoctrination of men by using dialogue from the "Vagina Monologues."
Bill will be a cross dressing house boy. Once their lesbians foreign policy fails, it will be determined by an underground band of savage straight scientists that the world does not, in fact, revolve around the East Village. This finding along with the fact that we can't produce an all gay military will force us for our own good to acquiesce our independence back to England so we can become a God fearing, respectable colony of the British empire rather than a bunch of oafish lethargic left wing fops. This is the future under Hillary.
God Save The Queen!!!!
2006-10-17 10:12:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jim from the Midwest 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Three surgeons were comparing notes on what they considered their best work:
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's *ss. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York."
2006-10-17 10:08:59 · answer #2 · answered by Trollbuster 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What an ignorant question! Hillary would be lucky if she could be elected dog catcher somewhere in Mexico?
2006-10-17 10:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by Sue 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Janet Reno
2006-10-17 10:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Simone Deone
2006-10-17 10:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Monika Levinski
2006-10-17 10:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by uri 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Americans will never elect a women president. There's too many that think women exist to cook and clean. Why do you think she cant get a divorce.
2006-10-17 10:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude, Bill Clinton is a dude. Unless she finally left him, that is. Then she'd be with another MAN, not a woman. Just because she wouldn't consent to a global liquidation of homos in the US, doesn't mean she is one.
Grow up, then come back to Y!A. The immaturity is killing me.
2006-10-17 10:18:06 · answer #8 · answered by Huey Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Rosie O'donnell
2006-10-17 10:06:02 · answer #9 · answered by buffman316 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Madeline Albright.
2006-10-17 10:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by lollipop 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋