pick your ears (ear wax)
play ceiling darts
play pencils (where you hit another pencil and try to break it)
use them as drum sticks on your desk
filler in your pen jar
chew on during meetings
see how fast you can sharpen one in an electronic sharpner
flick them at people
use the eraser
use the earaser as a mid-afternoon snack
use it as a letter opener
use it as a stir stick for your coffee
use it as an excuse to go back to a dates house
or just use it to write.........
2006-10-17 08:58:03
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Like many objects, pencils can also be used for things other than that which they were originally intended for. Such alternative uses for pencils include:
Spinning around your fingers when you're bored - if you have the patience to learn how.
Sticking up your nose in order to enhance the effect of putting your thumbs in your ears and waggling your fingers at someone.
Adjusting the tiny DIP switches found on some computer equipment, especially older printers and motherboards.
A major component for a rubber band launcher.
A tool for releasing aggression; when snapped in half, wooden pencils can relieve a great deal of stress.
Expressing anger - snapping a pencil is a good way to show your friends and work mates that you are becoming angry... an office version of baring fangs.
Gnawing - a common habit, this is not so pleasant with painted pencils as the paint tends to flake off in the mouth, requiring a trip to the toilet and lots of spitting.
Staring at - many organizations produce promotional pencils with designs on. Staring at an American Dental Association pencil, which features lines of teeth marching along, after a Pink Floyd concert is said to be particularly hypnotic.
2006-10-17 15:54:05
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answered by DanE 7
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Now for a serious answer.
The graphite in a pencil "lead" (it's not lead anymore) can be used as a lubricant. If you have a sticky zipper, rub a pencil up and down it and the graphite will make it work smoothly.
2006-10-17 15:55:40
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answered by Gem 7
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Stick it up your nose
Sodomize yourself or others
Poke the living **** out of someone
Annoy someone all the hell
Do the really fast up and down thing to make it look wavy
Give yourself a uni-brow and/or mustache
Write dirty messeges on your arm
Use your imagination...you'll think of something
2006-10-17 15:56:31
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answered by blakefabian2003 4
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Poke things - pop balloons, gouge eyeballs, eat grapes without getting your fingers too grapey.
2006-10-17 15:57:30
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answered by LisaT 5
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draw, ues it to scarch your head , tape a lot of them together and make a teepee lol
2006-10-17 15:59:21
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answer #6
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answered by red_star_56 4
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twirl it in fingers, throw them at people., prtend it s a microphone, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yep thats it.
2006-10-17 15:55:10
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answer #7
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answered by courtney o 2
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use it as a hair pin to hold your hair up! I do that ALL the time! :P
2006-10-17 16:03:45
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answered by Cassie T 2
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stick it up your butt and pretend you are a popsicile
2006-10-17 16:02:20
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answered by bghoundawg 4
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Stab?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Maybe?
2006-10-17 16:02:04
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answered by chaos200622 2
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