2006-10-17 08:34:50 · 10 answers · asked by Tom S 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 720 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
571 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 1372 butt cords
was attained on 6/15/1996.
(NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.)
2006-10-17 09:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How can a woodchuck chuck wood?? He don't have the arms to throw it!! But if he could, it couldn't be very much, because his front paws are short and they would tire easy from chucking it very much.
2006-10-17 11:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-10-17 10:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by Da One 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much chuck as the woodchuck wants right. LOL
2006-10-17 09:12:31 · answer #4 · answered by MIA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nowhere near as much as Chuck Norris.
2006-10-17 13:27:49 · answer #5 · answered by xxandra 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Until his tummy is full and he burps and tastes wood!! .... lol...imagine a burping wood chuck who could chuck wood!!
2006-10-17 10:09:57 · answer #6 · answered by megh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the wood chuck would chuck wood until the wood chuch couldnt chuch wood no more
2006-10-17 09:26:42 · answer #7 · answered by Ohkay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
12.
unles he gets eaten by fuzzy wuzzy.
2006-10-17 09:49:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
KB is such a nerd.
2006-10-17 10:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot! =D
2006-10-17 09:07:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋