2006-10-17 07:12:10 · 23 answers · asked by Daveeed 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
evolution, yes, the sense organs near the mouth are usually a good idea. having the power of gravity help the downward egress of ingested matter is also a good engineering thru evolution arguement too. standing in a line at macdonalds with the man behind's dick inches from my mouth is my chosen reason. viva la evolution!
2006-10-19 18:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by johnnyrolbaklol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mouth has two purposes:
1. Intake of food 2: Expression of words
If mouth is on our face, we can easily see what we are eating. It is different thing that this purpose of eating is not being regarded by most of the people and they eat being inconsiderate to the purpose.
The second purpose of mouth is expression of words. When we speak, we just do not take out the words from our mouth but make other person to read the expression value seeing our action as well. Moreover, we can also grasp by seeing the other person, whether he is interested in our talk or not by reading his face. If the mouth is on our arses and the person is looking downside, we cannot read his interest in conversation.
2006-10-17 23:34:37 · answer #2 · answered by thinkpose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple: because our eyes are on our face and we like to look at the person we are talking to.
Why then, don't we have all of our facial features on our arses? Because one: do you really want to smell your own **** everyday? Two: how could we see where we are going? And three: Our head would look rather odd, don't you think, with no face on it?
2006-10-17 12:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by Smo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man! If you are going to ask A Philo-sophee question, you've got to get it right.
"Why do we have mouths on our faces and not on our arses?"
What is 'not' and do we really have it on our arses? I have no not on my a r s e, unless, by 'not', you mean a cluster of hairy pimples, dude. If it is not that, then I do not have not on my a r s e. My a r s e is notless.
Now, maybe, just a little itsy-bitsy maybe, what you meant was:
Why do we have mouths on our faces RATHER THAN have mouths on our arses?
Now I know it is a helluva long shot, but if that WAS what you meant then I have to say: search me, buddy.
2006-10-17 13:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by Barks-at-Parrots 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What you should be asking is, "Why do so many people seem to have arses where their faces should be...they spout enough $h!t to give that appearance!!!
2006-10-17 12:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by Pixie Dust 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you like I can help you with relocation...how about your nose on your right elbow for starters, mouth on **** and shall we move your eyes to your heels?
2006-10-17 09:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by boston857 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's hard to eat when your sitting down on your mouth.
2006-10-17 10:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by ol's one 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because nature made us this way and hey can you think of a better place: on ones posterior would be totally impractical. So that's why you're you and not nature, thank goodness.
2006-10-17 10:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know about u but we all have mouth on our "arses"
cheers!!
2006-10-17 09:13:39 · answer #9 · answered by vick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought alot of people did, they talk through their ****
2006-10-17 09:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by leigha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋