When swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.. the water gets Chuck Norris...
My friends have started on these Chuck Norris jokes. I'd like to know how/why they started and what makes them funny. I think it's kind of an underground thing right now.. please don't tell chuck I asked this question, he'll round-house kick me and take credit for this question.
2006-10-17 07:11:39 · 4 answers · asked by brutibuckeye 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Let Chuck Norris answer that question for you
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2006-10-17 11:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by skip s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
life is like a box a chocolates... you'll never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you
why did the chicken cross the road? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't go Hunting, Chuck Norris goes Killing
2006-10-17 12:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by pupsaruff 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wikipedia has its own page about this now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts
"Chuck Norris Facts were originally seen on IRC, and on websites like the Something Awful forums, in early 2005. Conan O'Brien's Chuck Norris jokes on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (which generally center on Walker: Texas Ranger) have been seen as an inspiration for the fad. Chuck Norris Facts followed "facts" based on actors Vin Diesel and Bob Saget, and spawned similar "facts" about fictional character Jack Bauer from the television series 24, Mr. T, and other personages. The exaggerated style of these facts is similar to a recurring Saturday Night Live sketch called Bill Brasky. These are similar to "Tall tales" such as those of Paul Bunyan."
Of course, Chuck Norris doesn't have to read Wikipedia pages... he just stares them down until he gets the information he needs.
2006-10-20 05:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by xxandra 5 · 12⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris doesnt kill people oj kills people
2006-10-18 00:16:24 · answer #4 · answered by i hate john cena 1 · 2⤊ 10⤋