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I'll explain later ^_^ and I will pick the best answer for the best explaination later ^_^

I am a Neuron, not a moron.

2006-10-17 06:35:40 · 20 answers · asked by Hermes 2 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

Well if you think this quote make no sense or stupic then you are pretty ignorance ^_^ sorry to say that lol. Better add detail to your answer to get 10 points lol. Tip: Think about what neuron does, if you don't know what neuron does then sorry I can't help you lol.

2006-10-17 06:51:19 · update #1

Simple explanation to the quote ^_^
The easy way to say this quote is: I want to be an educated man, not an ignorance man.

Neuron is a really sensitive nerve cell. It receives and transmits signals to other neurons, spinal cord or to the brain.

So, if you are a neuron, it means that you are sensing the world, learning every second and process the new learned knowledge and use them wisely to the world. Accept the fact that you are ignorance, so you can overcome your ego and learn valuable knowledge from around the world. It may sounds really simple to accept yourself as ignorance but
Probably 1 out of 100 people can do that. This quote sounds cool isn’t lol, because the word neuron sounds like moron haha… (Bonus: Simple quote deep meaning, thousand words no meaning.)

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.

Learning without though is labour lost, though without learning is perilous.

(By Confucius)

2006-10-17 11:58:23 · update #2

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I am a thinking mind, I am observing what is not true and discard it. I am an inquisitive mind that keep on learning I am not stagnant like a moron

2006-10-17 11:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by ol's one 3 · 0 1

Actually, if you were just "a" neuron, I am sorry to say you would definitely be a moron. I am afraid "a" neuron won't get you very far at all. Think astronomically large numbers of neurons working together in a coordinated and coherent fashion and you might start going somewhere. But then again, I seem to be the moron here talking to "a" neuron! So for the sake of both of us, PLEASE change your quote to:

I am an astronomically large number of neurons working as a coordinated and coherent neural network, not a moron.


P.S. Before you call us all "stupic" again, and ignoring your obvious typo, kindly note: Among your kind remarks, it should read "you are pretty ignorant" and NOT "you are pretty ignorance"! ... See, that's what you get for working on "a" neuron (even if you choose to disguise it with an encrypted capital "N"). LOL

P.S.S. You also seem to have a hard time handling your "S"'s, don't you (e.g. "What does it meanS?" and "... it make(s) no sense.....")? … I keep telling you buddy, try to employee more neurons, or else, look for a newer version of the program. :-)

2006-10-17 13:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

BUSH NOT THE ONLY MORON
For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation - just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations.

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

27.. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."

32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead

2006-10-17 13:45:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

A Neuron is a simulation environment for modeling individual neurons and networks of neurons. It provides tools for conveniently building, managing, and using models in a way that is numerically sound and computationally efficient. It is particularly well-suited to problems that are closely linked to experimental data, especially those that involve cells with complex anatomical and biophysical properties.
Sooo I rather be the moron who is real and alive and not simulated.

2006-10-17 14:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by TOM P 3 · 0 0

Like a neuron that processes info,a person can learn and use that info to better themselves. A moron accepts what he gets and never improves.

2006-10-17 14:05:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's rather pretentious and not up to Oscar Wildes standards.
A neuron is positive and active, a moron is stupid. Hardly great.

2006-10-17 13:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by SteveUK 5 · 0 0

Neuron is sometimes referred to someone who is weird or a nerd. so it means that hes weird not a moron

Cheers!!!

2006-10-17 13:49:21 · answer #7 · answered by vick 5 · 0 0

1st explanation:its an old lady having hearing problems yelling at her husband when he told her his nick name she said wat !!ur naming ur self moron.. yes ur absolutely moron when u pick this nick then he said :noooo I'm a neuron not a moron.
2nd :an arrogant neuron talking to a blood cell :I'm a neuron ,not a moron like u.
:)))

2006-10-17 16:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by ink 2 · 0 0

It makes perfect sense because you are commenting on the fact that you are a smart person and think before you act ,not a stupid person or a person who reacts before he thinks.

2006-10-17 14:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by c0mplicated_s0ul 5 · 0 0

You may be a neuron... but you're missing a few axons!

2006-10-17 13:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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