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Sorry, but in the USA, you must go to work. Trying singing a little song in the morning to get you going.

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go!

2006-10-17 05:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 2 0

You can sit on the street with a can and a sign that says "Needs money - disabled".

2006-10-17 05:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by Lioness 5 · 1 0

Wish that worked for all of us, well to answer your question, sign up for lab experiments, donate blood, or rob a bank..joking about the last one. God Luck

2006-10-17 05:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by Wood77 3 · 1 0

Chop a leg (foot, hand, etc.) off "accidentally", or have someone do it for you, then apply for social security disability. Oh, and don't get caught, or you'll be a one-footed con in the pen, and be unable to run away from the other cons, who will want you to be their "buddy".

2006-10-17 05:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Dave 3 · 0 1

live in the street. you have to work to make money to pay bills and eat. are your parents rich, ask them for money

2006-10-17 05:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by lover of Jehovah and Jesus 7 · 0 0

How old are you??? You sound like the generation that thinks the world owes them a living. Get off your butt and get a job. However, if you are doing something you enjoy, it's not work.

2006-10-17 04:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by Momma Jo 6 · 2 1

Pimp yourself out. Sell yourself to old rich men who don't have anything else to do with their money.

2006-10-17 06:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by KrisKarson 4 · 0 0

I know someone who doesnt want to work but he bangs on de drum all day.

and my stepson said "if you cant feed 'em, don't breed 'em", whatever that was supposed to mean. I think he thought he was being insulting to us, but we're still laughing over that one!
WHEEE!

2006-10-17 05:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1 1

Nobody owes you anything. Go out and get a job.

2006-10-17 04:58:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

This one is GREAT for lazy people. GO TO www.shahansdestinations.com AND GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOURNEY!!!

2006-10-17 07:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0 0

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