A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like
this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was
my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'"
2006-10-17 04:27:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahaha.great joke.thanx for making me laugh.your jokes are cute.
2006-10-17 04:38:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's Cute.
Since I'm a woman, I'll say men look better. Depends on what man, of course.
2006-10-17 04:36:50 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Tee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because most of the time the beautiful half naked chick sitting next to him wont do the things that the girl on the comp will do, most likely because shes an uptight prude.
2016-05-22 08:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.But men look naked much better dude.
2006-10-17 05:22:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALL men and women are beautiful naked.
2006-10-17 05:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Louise Smith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would hope not... poor guy...
Women are more beautiful nude... men, well, they don't stop poking you with that thing...lol
2006-10-17 05:15:59 · answer #6 · answered by dollface 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women are.
2006-10-17 05:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-17 04:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by jojo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
men defiantly look better
2006-10-17 04:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke!!
2006-10-17 04:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋