TODAY WAS SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY IN THE OFFICE. WE GOT A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR THEM. IT WAS REALLY GOOD, AND WHEN EVERYONE HAD THEIR PIECE THERE WAS ONLY A LITTLE LEFT AND THEY PUT IN THE FRIDGE FOR THE BITRHDAY BOY TO TAKE HOME. I FORGOT MY LUNCH AND SO I SWIPED THE LEFTOVER CAKE. WELL, SOMEONE NOTICED IT WAS GONE AND THEY BLAMED THIS FAT WOMAN I WORK WITH. EVERYONE STARTED YELLING AT HER. TO COVER MY TRACKS I TOLD MANAGEMENT THAT I SAW HER DO IT. SHE MAY NOW GET FIRED FOR THIS!!! SHE STARTED CRYING AND BLUBBERING AND MY BUDDIES STARTED HIGH FIVING EACH OTHER BECAUSE SHE MAY NOT BE AT WORK EVER. HOW GREAT IS THAT?!?!?!?
2006-10-17 04:12:31 · 10 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO IX 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Go take stuff off her desk and tell her that "she probably won't be needing it tomorrow anyway." Do that to all people who are going to be fired.
2006-10-17 04:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If she does get fired, call in the next day. You might see you coworkers on the news. HEADLINE: Fat Lady Goes Crazy Over Cake. Multiple Hostages.
2006-10-17 11:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by Tampa Jo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is so great you don't even know. BUT you NEED THIS PIG in your life! who else you going to make fun of?
just say the pig was starting to convulse from not eating for 5 minutes. so she had to eat. THEN AGAIN! she might think you like her. OH WELL! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
what you should do is. get some food and cook it then get a fan and blow it towards her. THEN WHEN SHE LOOKS rub your stomach and say MMMMMMMM. THIS TASTE SOOOOOOO SOOOOOO SOOOOO GOOD and lick your lips.
2006-10-17 11:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by Naddo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you posted this question from work, then your employer has the legal right to look at all emails, etc., generating from their computers. How will you explain yourself? Not only did you lie, but you are gleeful about it. What if this woman's family depends on her income to survive? If you think this is a moment to be proud of yourself, you are mistaken.
If this is a joke, it's not funny.
2006-10-17 11:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
To me this is hilarious! But, clearly, I'm just as sick & twisted as you. People will probably tell you that you're mean, but don't believe them. That lady shouldn't be so fat! She got what was coming to her.
2006-10-17 11:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by ?karissa? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are obsessed with big women in all your questions.
Can't you handle them or don't they want you?
Get over it and ask better questions you are boring me.
2006-10-17 12:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
do you guys do that flying chest hit too? cuz then it'd really be tubular.
2006-10-17 11:19:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
How can you live with yourselves? Remember, what goes around, comes around !
2006-10-17 13:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
goood job!!!
2006-10-17 11:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by ????a?? ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ummm I don't see anything great about it.....
2006-10-17 11:20:41 · answer #10 · answered by just me being me 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋