i am more than qualified you know.
2006-10-17 03:30:53 · 16 answers · asked by triumph_the_insult_comic_dog 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yahoo answers have confirmed that this is the real chuck norris.
2006-10-17 03:31:15 · update #1
yes. you could beat the crap out of AHRNOLD.
2006-10-17 03:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by Edward 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sure so you can round house kick all of the politicians in the face!
But seriously you should run for Governor of Florida cuz I think it would be cool to have Chuck Norris as our Governor.
P.S. I can't resist I have to tell a couple Chuck Norris jokes!
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up.. he pushes the world down.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
Despite what your family, your doctor, even what your geneaolgy says, Chuck Norris IS your daddy.
Chuck Norris has had his cake and eaten it too, and now he wants yours.
Walker, Texas Ranger isn't the only Chuck Norris TV special. People once made a biography of his childhood, and as a twist, turned his character into a doll. It is commonly referred to by his childhood nickname, "Chucky".
Ok all done!
2006-10-17 18:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by EMO cupcake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you are a Democrat and love California for the people instead of our current governor's love for greedy corporations.
Isn't is funny how he is the biggest recipient of special interest money, ever, in this Blue state?
2006-10-17 10:40:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can't. You're a Texas Ranger so you don't meet the residency requirement.
2006-10-17 12:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, please will you? I will campaign for you! A race between
Norris & the actor would be more fun than Dancing with the Stars! Or better yet, You & Arnold could go on Dancing with the
Stars! What a hoot!
2006-10-17 10:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by Bethany 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why not Chuck, everybody else does.
2006-10-17 10:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by clifford r 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you're needing advice this early on it's a good indication that you're not ready to tackle this one.
2006-10-17 10:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah,- hey maybe you could run for texas- we need somebody good to boost our self-esteem anyways!-im originaly from tx- and almost everyone who finds out my home state asks why we elected bush- we dont claim him! but you would be cool--from ranger to governer :)
2006-10-17 10:40:25 · answer #8 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know Chuck and your not him.
2006-10-17 10:45:39 · answer #9 · answered by jl_jack09 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can. Instead of wasting time here, why don't you start campaigning and show us what qualifications you have.
2006-10-17 10:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by puppyfred 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
u asswipe, homer simpson would make a better governer then u when even when he is asleep thinking of food. go do a karate chop on your on balls.
2006-10-17 10:41:40 · answer #11 · answered by the _reporter 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋