A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead
of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys
and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a
very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How
would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came
and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down
and he could see his wife through half-closed left eye.
2006-10-17 02:47:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I now crown you King Of The Joke Masters.
2006-10-17 02:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by Jackie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke. But it's never okay to lie.
2006-10-17 09:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by politicalscienceandpsychology 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That a girl, whoop his a$$. That would be light compared to what my man would get if he lied to me.
2006-10-17 13:27:38 · answer #3 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe it's OK to lie.
But the joke was interesting.....
reminds one of the saying...
" poetic justice "... LOL
2006-10-17 11:04:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!! Wish we could actually do that with out any consequences.
2006-10-17 09:56:32 · answer #5 · answered by pinkberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't blame her ... if it would have been me, he would probaly be visiting the dentist too. but all in all .. a good joke citizen.
2006-10-17 09:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by connie m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, I wish i'd have thought of that a couple years ago. lol.
2006-10-17 09:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is okay, sometimes its the only way.
2006-10-17 09:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by Sybil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should be on kings of comedy ..... I love ur jokes
2006-10-17 09:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!! She sounds like me. :)
2006-10-17 10:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋