2006-10-17 02:46:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
With a plane ticket to an alternate way of life so that they may broaden their perspective and outlook beyond the American way of life and living.
Most true, blue-blooded Americans who whoop and holler about our superiority as a people and as a country... have no clue as to any other culture other than their own, no matter how "educated" they claim to be.
So Yes, I believe that a bit of global understanding and perspective would be the perfect Birthday Gift. Especially in this day and age where even the professionals the educated and the political giants are, and can be considered the most short sided and ignorant.
Then I would proceed to go on at great length in telling the parents how very ugly their baby is, "Nothing but a tiny speck of mud." like they do in Asia, to trick and keep the demons from harming him for his beauty.
2006-10-17 06:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won't.
That is the stupidest thing I have heard today.
Are we supposed to have a party for this person. How do we know who it really is? What if two people were born at the same time?
How about we make you the welcoming committee. Go knock yourself out welcoming everyone that you feel needs welcomed.
2006-10-17 09:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by danadeville 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will go to Taco Bell and congratulate Juan who just got a job in the kitchen for being the 300 million'th person in the US when he illegally crossed the border last night.
2006-10-17 09:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by BG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hope that the Americans would say "With Open Arms" but if most of the questions and answers on here are any example it will be something negative!
2006-10-17 09:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Hamish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With my very best wishes and prayers for achieving The American Dream.
2006-10-17 09:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by ItsJustMe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By tap-dancing for 3 minutes to "Baby come back" , it can be done.
2006-10-17 09:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by Reggie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like you would a new born baby!
2006-10-17 10:14:02 · answer #7 · answered by Reba K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you would have to be born of course or migrate to the usa.
If you have already been born then you were too early!
2006-10-17 09:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't it be great if we "knew who he/she is?" I would greet that person with the key to America.
2006-10-17 09:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welcome to the jungle and than i'll honk my horn because it means more people on the road for me to be behind.
2006-10-17 10:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by Fangs_4u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋