I have started fancying my invisible friend
She is hot, way HOT...
...she is in fact, a hottie; she is blessed with hotness and a life long resident of Hottieville
She has started to wear a bikini all the time, and she bounces a lot when she tells me things to do
I find it hard enough not doing whatever she says at the best of times...now that I am getting infatuated, I thing the road to temptation will be to much for me.
What can I do my dear friends?
What words or worldly-wise wadvise would one bestow upon thee?
2006-10-17 02:28:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The key is to focus on the midsection between the two halves of that bikini on Ms Imaginary Hottie. You hadn't noticed the stretch marks there before, had you? And, oh, dear...a bit...QUITE a bit, I'm afraid...of cellulite, too....
....she's still hot, but not really any hotter than the woman who bore your children, now is she? ;)
2006-10-17 03:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by miraclewhip 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow do you have an imagination. If you prefer her over the real thing good luck to both of you. But sooner or later reality will set in I mean when your 70 and she is still a young hottie what will you do then. LOL Good Luck with whatever you decide is right for you.
2006-10-17 10:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by Sexy-n-Hot 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I say.. bone her. Shes is after all a hottie. I have a invisable dog. and sometimes he gets on my bed and I kick him off. Altho he is sooo adorable.
2006-10-17 09:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you feel that she is the one and you'll never look at another invisible friend the same way you look at her (lol!). Then go for it!
2006-10-17 09:42:23 · answer #4 · answered by gymfreak 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can I have some of whatever you had? Then we could perhaps both have our way with her -- I think I like her!
2006-10-18 03:15:46 · answer #5 · answered by S&S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were you (which I am not) I'd do the next (which you don't have to):
Make an Invisible Ichi and get them toghether.
2006-10-17 11:05:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you feel better now after seeing your fantasies in print?
2006-10-17 09:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by Hamish 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would work on getting a real friend.
2006-10-17 09:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you do DO NOT hump her in a public place.....you will get some weird looks for that one.
2006-10-17 09:37:19 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
just go with it ichi
i always listen to what my invisible friend tells ME to do
2006-10-17 09:38:02 · answer #10 · answered by justsomedumbgirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋