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2006-10-17 02:00:49 · 14 answers · asked by zackery b 1 in Education & Reference Trivia

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Domesticated animals were first used for milk eight to ten thousand years ago, as a genetic change effecting mostly people in Europe, the Middle East, and parts of Africa enabled them to digest milk as adults. Milk from domesticated animals then began to become important as a human food. With domestication and settlement, fewer wild animals were available; as groups of people roamed less, they hunted less, eating more grains and vegetables. In some cultures, milk replaced animal bones as the chief source of calcium and some other minerals.

2006-10-17 02:25:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The origin of when, how, and who discovered milk remains largely a mystery. However, a popular theory, based on recently discovered cave paintings, is that a primitive human with a mental disorder walked up to a cow, and upon seeing a large pink bag, wondered to himself, "I wonder what would happen if I squeezed that big pink thing down there...". Wrapping his hand around the cow's nipple, he gave it a gentle squeeze, then another squeeze, then a firmer squeeze, then several quick tugs in succession, and finally one big long yank, causing the white liquid (later known as "milk") to come out in several gooey spurts. The cow, not very happy about having some horny male human squeezing her private area, promptly reared up her legs and gave him a good swift kick in the noggin, killing him instantly.

A nearby tribe member, who had happened to have witnessed the violent incident from a relatively safe distance, devised a cunning plan. After giving the cow a few swigs of whiskey and taking the cow to a dimly-lit movie theatre, he began squeezing the nipples of the now very drunk and sedate cow. Once the milk came out again, he exclaimed to himself "I say, I wonder what this weird, white liquid that just came out of this cow tastes like!". Taking a sip, he found that it had a most refeshing and delicious taste, reminiscent of roasted almonds. He died of hepatitis D the next day.

Eventually, the fondling of cows' **** spread around the world, and various other animals were tested using this proven method. Some of the other types of milk that were later discovered are goat's and yak's. However, as with any scientific revolution, many unsuccesful experiments were tried on other animals, such as turtles, sharks, lions, and humans. None survived. Shortly after the millenium and years of speculation it was confirmed that milk is better than wood. Mainly because it can be used to make tea.

2006-10-17 12:14:52 · answer #2 · answered by angel_boo_2 2 · 0 0

"adult males" did not locate cows have milk. Goats, sheep and many different mammals guy has advanced with percentage guy's use of milk to feed children. I doubt there are too many adult males round who have not requested their lactating different halves for a flavor of the milk from her breast. If a mom dries up or does no longer produce a lot milk, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to ensure out that a goat, sheep or cow's milk might want to be an outstanding replace.

2016-12-04 22:14:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just a thought, but probably the cave man the first time he gutted a cow. But then, the cows back then were probably huge, so the milk was more than likely plentiful also! This is assuming you are referring to "man" when you say "who." Like I said, just a thought.

2006-10-17 02:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by Republican!!! 5 · 0 0

Ahh, now nearly every baby mammal discovers milk shortly after birth. So i expect the first person would be the first person to discover milk. Perhaps the question should be who was the first person and what did he think about his first slurp of milk.
Cy Marven

2006-10-17 02:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by cy marven 1 · 0 0

What I want to know is how the hell did they find out that squeezing a cows udders got the milk out. What perv was interfering with the cow in the first place?

2006-10-17 02:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0 0

a loooooong time ago. animals are always drinking the milk, so it wasnt long before humans caught on.

2006-10-17 02:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by swatthefly 5 · 1 0

At the beginning of life, Adam the first man on the Bible

2006-10-17 02:10:53 · answer #8 · answered by Princess 2 · 0 1

at the appearance of human on the earth.
when Adam & Eve whats to feed their child.
Or their child when he was very hungry

2006-10-17 02:29:10 · answer #9 · answered by Casper Rooh 1 · 0 1

I think the credit goes to the cow on this one!

2006-10-17 02:09:41 · answer #10 · answered by tbear 5 · 0 0

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