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Obviously, opposites attract

2006-10-17 02:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by apocalypso blues 5 · 0 1

Because of the sign on your back "smelly, drunken, nutters sit here".

Just get up and move hon, there are more important things to worry about in life.

2006-10-17 09:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 0 0

LOL, this happened to me I almost just came to expect it, plus the light a cigarette and they all come running I had that problem too! Not anymore!!!

This may sound silly but I am gonna put it out there regardless for you...its an answer lol...

Numerology held some interesting points for me, as my numbers showed what 'I attracted' on an energy level. I found that from a past life (whether I believed or not did not matter) I had brought in karmic energy that I initiated way way back in my little souls journey of lifetimes.

ONE of them apparently I was well to do, lived the high society life, never worked, had everything dished out to me, drank alot, probably tarted around a bit (lol) never took responsibility for my actions, the chaos I created (I still create it lol) and hurt some innocent people. No boundaries. To try and make this short I have an 'approachable face' and the energy I omit is not 'go away from me'. Boundaries with past life energy...mentally I say to my boundary angel (lol) please only allow people that serve me for my highest good to enter my space today, keeping from me those that do not sending them forgiveness and light (whoever they may be) and off I trott. No more. I had to practice it into believing it and making intent on this to make it work as I had really had enough of that, the unwanted attention and feeling victimised.

So I took my power back.

Love, Light 'n' Laughter!
Harriett Potty

2006-10-21 10:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by harriettpotty 3 · 0 0

Numerology is any belief in divine, mystical or other special relationship between a number and some coinciding events. It's an occult science that I consider fascinating. I started to study numerology because of my obsession with Mathematics, Geometry. What I discovered it's really incredibble.

The best site you can visit is http://numerology.toptips.org

(go there and ask for your free personalized report)

2014-09-26 16:38:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its not just you, i must have a Drunk Nutter magnet implanted or something ?, i watched a guy just sit and pee himself once LOL i could not believe what i was seeing - thank goodness the next stop was mine !.

2006-10-17 09:08:49 · answer #5 · answered by Richard 6 · 0 0

Because you are a nutter magnet, and when you were a baby someone wrote in special nutter marker pen on your forehead, 'I LOVE NUTTERS!'. Dont worry, someone did that to me, too.

2006-10-22 12:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by iwatchedthestarsfallsilently 2 · 0 0

It must be something about you.....no seriously try sitting on the end seat or putting your shopping bag/bags if you have any...word of warning do not put your handbag on the seat then you will have another problem with someone running off with it, or better still learn to drive.

2006-10-17 09:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because if I was on the same bus he would sit next to me!

2006-10-19 12:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by Grand Diva 2 · 0 0

Your name is Jasper Carrot, yes? And you ran this sketch past us in the later 70's, yes?

OK. I claim the extra 10 points for being there when the original was broadcast. Thank you.

Sash.

2006-10-23 16:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by sashtou 7 · 0 0

Enjoy it for what it is and thank your lucky stars it is not you! All things are temporary, thank goodness your whole life is not involved with sitting next to smelly drunks. -It could be worse!

2006-10-17 10:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by jimmyfish 3 · 0 0

Thats great because anyone who looks at two people sitting down on a seat they will notice you are clean and you will appeal more to the opposite sex.

2006-10-17 09:12:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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