example of limerick poem that has to do with Jupiter?

Answer 1

There was an old goddess named Venus
Who loved young Adonis' penis.
When Jupiter, the fool,
Cut off the boy's tool.
She remarked, " Please don't come between us."

Answer 2

Alinda asteroid by mike scholtes (Limerick #11052)

All the planets play orbital sounds,
But Alinda's fine footwork astounds.
With the earth, she's sublime
In quadrennial time,
All while waltzing to Jupiter's rounds.

Answer 3

there once was a guy from jupiter
who said, "stupid earth-guys are stupider"
so he thought and he planned
and blew up the planet
and said, "there now everyone likes jupiter"

brilliant, eh? tokk me a whole 10 seconds. i should be a poet.

Answer 4

There once was a woman from Earth.
Whose IQ was high, right from birth.
She gazed at Jupiter
And she grew stupider
But at least her heart filled with mirth.

(OK, I know it's lame, but if you could do better, you wouldn't be asking me, right?)